Next year god will commeth down and sweepeth thine earth of unearthly persons. Behold I say for the end is near! Please send me $50 for a personal protectors kit, that will prevent the hades of wrath upon you by god.
Behold And Brace For 07/07/07
This Shits The Shit
OMG noooooooo so whats your address? i better send that money out soon ... wait WTF is unearthly? wait i dont even belive in god ... okai im stupid shssssh
777? Thats not the end of the world, its just gonna confuse a lot of slot machines. July 7th, 2007, everyone get your little buckets ready!
The Word of God - Surprisingly indistinguishable from one's own personal opinion.