i just started masterbating and im afraid when i do it will go all over is there something i could do to make sure that does happen
Have tissues at hand.
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also would masterbating in the shower work best because i could just rinse it off and no one would see or know right?
Ya theres the shower.Or wanking in the toilet (actually into the toilet not just in the bathroom).Sink if your good enough .Or tissues though youll want a few.Theres also a sock you can either aim into or just wack off with. Condoms can get expensive and that smell tends to stay for a lil bit. Paper cups you can throw away or a regular cup though youd have to make sure no one else got there hands on it (pour it down the drain after). Just straight ejaculation, it depends on how far along you are into puberty and what type you are. There are some who shoot some who dribble,with shooting it can go pretty far so there are lots of ways to get rid of it have fun!
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