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That was a pretty nice post there kiwi, short, to the point, my only negative comment on it is that you didnt use the word "Fuck" enough times.as for using doushebag, Im impressed, I honestly though i was the only one who used that word anymore, its been so long since I heard it form any lips aside from my own. Iv been trying to bring that word back to common useage, its good to see my efforts have not all been in vain.

What about fucktard?

That post made me laugh man. I've been trying to get people to use the word "jack shit" more, I mean, I love saying that word. I use it in sentances that don't even match:Me: "JACK SHIT! I did bad on that test"Oh yea, I should elaborate on the word "slide" at the end of my post. I think we should slide through life, without fears or society/social life crumbling us into jack shit (Slide man, slide.

I thought you could only use it in the context of ignorance, as in, "He doesn't know jack shit about plumbing". I've heard such things as, "Holy shit! I got her prego!", but never "jack shit" the way you used it."Slide, slide." From Annie Hall? (Sachel Page reference.)

No it's not from Annie Hall, I am not too sure who she is.

OK, never mind about Annie Hall.Is jack shit the stuff that makes you stronger if it doesn't kill you?

Jack shit means worthlessness and or low intelligence. "You're whole life is just jack shit", "That guy didn't know jack shit".

Fucktard seems to hae enough support with out me trying to get it going stronger. everyone I know in person uses fucktard.Im not even sure if I got it from them, or the other way around.Fucktard is popular on its own though.and really, its a great word

Normally I wouldn't abduct a threat like this, but y'know the problem is pretty much solved/ answered.

The thing i think is really funny, is all the relationship advice he has given out since he got here. How can you give any advice when youv never been in a relationship ?If he took his own advice, instead of asking for some, he would be wacking it alone for always.Myself, i prefer to wack it with an audience, maybe bust a load of whoohoo goo on her tits.

I love your immature humor man.

If ya cant laugh while your living, whats the point of living ?

so "jack shit" = "worthless", "not much", or "nothing"

The thing i think is really funnyIt's like Stephen Hawking coaching a football team....or not.

Currently i have to go pick my woman up in salt lake, If im not too tired, Ill try to analyze that and report back when I get home, if not, its going ot have to wait till morning, but god damn does that conjure up a odd pic in my head...

OK I have been contemplating this on my drive in and back, and while I was stuck waiting for a damned train.Why cant he coach it?hes asmart bastrd, sure he cant talk shit to the players, or demonstrate a move, but i bet the beastard could come up with some damned fine plays.Or is he too smart ? would his plays just confuse players?For once, I think your analogy is off. He can watch and read about football and understand it, someone offering relationship advice with never having been in one, and offering pick up advice with never having asked out a single girl, is stoopid and assanine, but I think Hawkin could coach a ball team, so long as they had the right name, like the oakland astrophysics.

Well, your plans hardly worked. The book dropping got me in trouble! I'm going to try Chances "Straight Up" tactic, if it works, I nomite him as the Sex God!

Dude did you do it during class? You don't go to class to try to get fucked with some girl you go to class to learn. Do it outside of class.

It was outside of class, after it.

Then how did you get in trouble for just dropping a book?