sara, gumpfish, or whoever the fuck you are, when will you declare victory? You are so much smarter than all the gullible, moronic perverted adults and children here. We all know that. What more can we do?
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16 times a day?
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So is it that your just too lazy? or too stoopid to scroll back up to reply to the right person and keep a thread on track?I OBVIOUSLY....You took thta tone wiht me in person Id bust your fucking lip. The simpleton is you being too fucking ignorant and lazy to slide the bar up a few inches and reply to whom you were speaking. At first I figured you were a new user, maybe didnt grasp the concept of replying to whom you are speaking and jsut needed to be filled in, now I see though that your a fucking reject, not capable of the cognative thought proces to allow you to do so. So I suppose we can all tolerate one fucking moron on the boards screwing shit up, but since you are a recent addition and so many drooling bastards were here before you, youll have to go to the back of the line and wait till its your turn to be a insufferable little prick.I suggest you grease up a traffic cone and stuff it up your ass, or since your so hard core, you may well manage it with out the aid of lube.At
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What are you talking about?I have one account here and its this one, you have me mistaken for someone else Steve.Maybe I was just breaking the ice, bucking up the courage before I posted a problem that I genuinely have.Sure, I went about it completly the wrong way with the dog saliva and all, but dog saliva does have healing and cleaning properties so it may actually work.To be honest I don't think I was given the chance, I made one post (albeit a bad post) and was jumped on immediately. As for Gumpfish (Not me Steve) I know it sounds far-fetched but maybe this is a problem Gumpfish genuinely has, because i've sure heard worse than that; that turn out to be true.Now I'll give some advice for Gumpfish, don't use dog saliva to treat your septic penis, it could make it worse.Go to the doctors, don't be embarrassed, the doctor has probably seen more cock that you have had hot dinners. So unless you want your penis to drop off, I suggest you go.
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Saliva has some germocidal properties, but it also contains lots of bacteria. Lots of bacteria. Not to mention lots of viruses.
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There are lots of b*llsh*t posts, especially during the summer, when bored kids don't know how to occupy their time. Such posts are unwelcome. Then there are the people who think this site is a place where perverted predators to go after kids, and their mission is to prove their point.
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Its "Stupid" not "Stoopid" stupid.And if at first you did think I was a new user who didn't grasp the concept of replying to whom I was speaking, then why reply with "Why the fuck you telling me?"Why not reply with "Click the reply tab to whom you want to reply to please, just to keep things on track "It was my first post, no need to be like that.AfraidToAsk..I get it now...ohh the irony.
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> AfraidToAsk..I get it now...ohh the irony.
The site could just as well be called AfraidToPostAboutBestiality. You didn't ask a question; you posted a comment recommending that someone have their injured penis licked by a dog. You didn't ask. You gave advice. Some folks registered their disapproval of the advice rendered.
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Well to be honest, I think some of the members here should give new members the benefit of the doubt before they start with the troll shit, even if their first post is a bit on the wild side.Give them a few post's atleast before jumping to conclusions. No one else took Gumpfish seriously. Ineligible did, but that was about it.
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Take a look at this post that I put up while you were composing the one to which I am now responding.Nonesense is nonsense, no matter how many posts someone has put up. The protocol is: you put up nonsense, you get called on it, you apologize, all is forgiven, and life goes on.Edit:> No one else took Gumpfish seriously. Ineligible did, but that was about it. All you have to go by is the people who chose to respond. No one knows what the many lurkers were thinking. (This thread has been viewed over 200 times so far.)
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Yes, I noticed that and I edited my post acordingly.
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OK...not a big deal...no problem. Welcome to A2A.
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In reply to: is it natural to masterbate 16 times a day In reply to: At the end of a normal 2 hour masturbation period I'm wondering which international date line I have to cross to find a place with 32 hour days... I find that my normal 24 hour day just doesn't afford me enough wanking time.
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first I didnt reply with your suggestion because thats not how I talk.second, to your first post about the dog slobber, I assumed that was you being an asshole, fto make sure you get that point across, you need to lay the sarcasm on a bit stronger so that noone thinks your serious. I didnt really see anything wrong with the content of that post.lastly, do you really think I fucking dumb enough to spell stupid stoopid and not mean to do so?Fuck man, I typo more then I type, but give me some credit for hells sake.
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I dont know if to blush or to shit, I dont recall anyone but me calling what I do charm.
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then it wouldnt be accurate, that pic was taken while rapping of a wall in little cotton wood canyon on the wasatch front. fit was shot with him leaning over the edge while I was on my way down to the creek below. it looks sorta fucked up, but its jsut shot looking straight down from over my head.
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Welcome to A2A, LookingForLove.I recall a case recently where a man had (I think) a leg that was expected to require amputation, but because the dog licked the wound for hours every day it was saved. They don't seem to have made it a recommended therapy, though.To everyone: If a poster says that masturbation or anal sex is disgusting, he gets jumped on, while if a poster says bestiality or incest or scat is not disgusting, he gets jumped on. The impression given by that is that people use the principle "If I do it, you must not call it disgusting; if I don't, you must". There are often good rational reasons for accepting some practices and rejecting others, so let's keep it rational, and not assume that of course everyone should share our personal tastes. It is not helpful to accuse every new poster of being a troll, or being andewjensen/sara risen from the dead.
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I dont give a shit about looking for love, they mean jack shit to me, however this dog slobber thing..you know how many things a dog puts in its mouth right ?fucking frizbes and eating dog shit and licking its nuts and asshole, and eating cat litter and rotten garbage and anythign else it can find including digging bloody tampons out of hte trash if it has the chance, so HOW CAN IT BE GOOD FOR A DOG TO LICK YOU ?I lvoe dogs, but I wont let the bastards lick me. if I put half the shit in my mouth that a dog does, a woman would bever let me kiss her, but then again I see women all the time letting, fuck that encouraging, fthe dog to lick inside thier fucking mouth, so maybe they wouldnt mind if you ate shit and never brushed your teeth ?
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concider this though... dog's mouths have to have a superior self cleaning mechanism in place for all the reasons you mentionhmmmm
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i've heard literally hundreds of times that dogs mouths are cleaner than humans.
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That must mean that their sex organs are very clean, because that's where their tongues often are.It's a myth. Dog's mouths are not clean: "A dog's mouth contains a lot of bacteria," says Dr. Gary "Ask the Vet" Clemons. "Remember, a dog's tongue is not only his wash cloth but also his toilet paper."