Hey, my story is wierd, one day i was sittin there jackin off mind my own business sittin in my chair, i lean back and the chair tips and as i do i cum, my cum shots up past my face and its like 1 inch away, was funny, but funnier if you saw it.
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Funny Masterbating stories{Guys and Gals}
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well i was jacking and i decided to do something different cuz no one was home i went down stairs we got a cought and humped it and accdenaly and staded up and go it right in my sis stuffed animals mouth lol
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Oh thats good, lol but another for me is i was jackin and i heard the door and at that instant i forgot i was and my pants were down to my ankles and i tripped it was hallirous, just like one of those moments where you gotta be there