Random words of advice

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don't eat the yellow snow

My grandpa used to tell me, "When you're standing on the edge of a cliff, leap and hope like hell you can fly." I've been leaping and flying ever since.

wowfirst Java, then Cenfath... is this class reunion week?hi sweets, what's up?

LOL! I've been back for a while hun! Just more or less been lurking and keeping an eye on things. I've seen better days but they are getting better!

everyones heard the dont eat yellow snow thats where the huskys go, but it makes me proud to be able to say I know you and that you recalled it was zapp and the mothers of invention that did the song, I suggest if you dont kinow it alrady you look into bertram redneck (The american theme song !) and titties and beer, catholic girls ( I find it to be the greatest song for you but also think youd be well to listen to dynamo Hum) and for eddie and Roc I suggest Bobby Brown, Java I think fits more along with Dumb All Over, all by The once great Frank Zappa

*snickers*

by your response Im going to assume you either know the song, or looked it up. Whoever we are, wherever we’re fromWe shoulda noticed by now, our behavior is dumbAnd if our chances expect to improveIt’s gonna take a lot more, than trying to remove the other raceOr the other whatever, from the faceOf the planet altogetherThey call it THE EARTH, which is a dumb kinda nameBut they named it right, ‘cause we behave the same...We are dumb all overDumb all over, yes we areDumb all over, near an’ farDumb all over, black an’ whitePeople, we is not wrapped tightNerds on the left, nerds on the rightReligious fanatics on the air every nightSaying the Bible tells the storyMakes the details sound real goryAbout what to do if the geeks over thereDon’t believe in the book we got over hereYou can’t run a race without no feetAn’ pretty soon there won’t be no streetFor dummies to jog on or doggies to dog onReligious fanatics can make it be all goneIt won’t blow up An’ disappearIt’ll just look ugly for a thousand years...You can’t run a country by a book of religionNot by a heap or a lump or a smidgenOf foolish rules of ancient dateDesigned to make you all feel greatWhile you fold, spindle and mutilateThose unbelievers from a neighboring stateTO ARMS! TO ARMS! Hooray! That’s greatTwo legs ain’t bad unless there’s a crateThey ship the parts to mama inFor souvenirs: two ears - Get Down!Not his, not hers, but what the hey?The Good Book says: “It’s gotta be that way!”But their book says: “REVENGE THE CRUSADES!!!!...”With whips an’ chains an’ hand grenades...”TWO ARMS? TWO ARMS? Have another and anotherMy God says: “There ain’t no other!”Our God says: “It’s all okay!”My God says: “This is the way!”It says in the book: “Burn and destroy…..”An’ repent, an’ redeem, an’ revenge, an’ deployAn’ rumble thee forth to the land of the unbelieving scum on the other sideCause they don’t go for what’s in the BookAn’ that makes ‘em BADSo All, verily we must choppeth them upOr stompeth them downOr rent a nice French bombSsssssssss…….. to poof them out of existenceWhile leaving their real estate just where we need itTo use again for temples in which to praise OUR GOD“Cause He can really take care of business!”And when His humble TV servantWith white hair and a brown suitAnd maybe a blond wife who takes phone callsTells us it’s okay to do this stuff, then we’re supposed do it‘Cause if we don’t do it, we ain’t gwine up to hebbin!(Depending on which book you’re using at the time...Can’t use theirs... it’s all lies...... Gotta use mine... Ain’t that right?That’s what they say -- Every night... Every day...Listen, we can’t really be dumb, if we’re just following God’s OrdersAfter all, He wrote this book here an’ in the Book He says:“He made us all to be just like Him,”So... If we’re dumb... Then God is dumb...An’ maybe even a little bit ugly on the sideDUMB ALL OVER – a little ugly on the sideDUMB ALL OVER – a little ugly on the sideDUMB ALL OVER – a little ugly on the side

It was playing on my itunes when i read the post XD

Other people may not agree but .... its what my god mother told me but i really should listen to her more often as i think she is right ...."Never Date an Ex - There was a reason you broke up the first time around , no need to break up twice for the same thing it was bad enough the first time around"This might not apply as you get older but from past experience , i would currently say she had it all sussed out.

Then my timing for posting it was impeccable! Heres some advice for everyone:Franks son Deweezil is currently on tour playing his dads songs, go see him!

Originally Posted By: toriexx"Never Date an Ex - There was a reason you broke up the first time around , no need to break up twice for the same thing it was bad enough the first time around"This might not apply as you get oldertrust me, it still applies as you get older, if my experience last year is any indication!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!yikes, what a disaster!

You should only date chicks from Cleveland. Best advice ever.

really?
fuck, Julie will be pissed!
But then Im not gonna follow your advice so she should be just fine, or did you only speak of mr u and his dating habits? you do not mean everyone should do ya?

While I do think you are hot Chance and I think you would be a fun lay....Julie scares the shit out of me. My advice was for Mr. U.

thank you for pointing out the folly of my ways!

the evidence is clear... every "not you" endevour is a disaster!

Random advice...

From the one co-worker I like, "Eat when it's free, sleep when you can."

From granny, "If someone gives you something accept it. They may really want you to have it and if you turn it away you may hurt their feelings. And, if they didn't really want you to have it, you'll teach 'em a lesson."

From me;

• Never be content in what you think you know, there is always more to learn that will often prove you incorrect.

• Remain inquisitive, questioning wonderment is often all we have.

• Always retain the courage to break free the velvet prisons you inevitably design yourself into.

and From the late great Warren Zevon:"Enjoy every sandwich"

It could of been, I wouldnt know if it was, I used it because of an interview after he knew he was going to die that he did on lettermens show, and it became his motto on his web page in his blogs and many interviews after and is recognized by the few fans thta he had as a zevon reference.

following Zevon's having been diagnosed with terminal lung cancer. Letterman asked Zevon if there was anything he understood now, facing his own mortality, that he didn't before. Zevon replied, "Just how much you're supposed to enjoy every sandwich."

Don't walk around with your nose in the air or your liable to fall in a ditch. -- Cowboy Bob

...in commentary about the back lash when Piminister Pierre Trudeau flashed the bird to the press scrum..."if you don't want to get stuck by lightning, don't stick your finger in the air"-Peter Truman, Glabal News