Best place to hide it?

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What's the best way to hide the results of masturbating? I've been hiding it in crushed soda cans then tossing them out, but I don't drink much soda. Any other ways?

Problem with that is that I would have to run across the hall carrying a wet tissue, which for a young male is a rather telling activity. Thanks though! Any other ideas?

Err, no. Any other ideas?What happens to a tissue thats just thrown in the basket? does it dry up and look like someone blew their nose?

but I think the semen has an unique smell that others would know

Who goes around smelling used tissues?Just don't let the pile of your used wanking tissues get to deep or to old.If your still worried that mom is going to go through your trash just make sure there's plenty of nasty shit in there. Used gum, dental floss, ear wax Que-Tips. If your still concerned, a nice big ugly luggy on the top of trash ought to dissuade anyone form going through it.

It seems ike a real pain in the ass to bust a but into a can, maybe even a hazard to the end of your dick like an unwanted circumcision or schlong shortening surgery ?Everyone has told you the simplest idea. use some tissue, keep a garbage can in your room, toss it in there when your done and keep your room picked up and the garbage emptied daily. Or confine your wack off sessions to the toilet or shower rather then your room.

Oh, theres plenty of nastiness down there - I own a hermit crab. Hermit crab food needs to be tossed out and replaced every day. Crab food smells like a dumpster on a 120 degree day. That part's covered. Not INTO a can, but into a tissue then stick the tissue into the can. Works quite well, though its a tight fit getting the tissue in.Thanks for all the suggestions so far. Any others?

haha, I do the sock thing. Wack off a few times on one, then turn in inside out and put it in the wash, perfect.

Maybe Im being stupid, but why bother hiding it?

Problem with that is that I would have to run across the hall carrying a wet tissue, which for a young male is a rather telling activity.You can't wad up the tissue? Or hide it in your underpants? Are people in your house examining you that closely? Or are you on some reality TV show? If you just toss it into the trash or under the bed and leave it, it's going to stink. It will rot, just like a piece of food.You can also stick your used tissues in a zip-lock bag or a coffee can or jar with a cover...but the bag or can are going to smell pretty bad after a couple of days.

No, not at all. Basically I have very strict parents. not as strict as some, though. They believe that not doing it for a month isn't a long time to go without it... So if they saw evidence of it happening as often as is normal they might give me a balling out about frequency.Hmm. That doesn't sound too good. Anyone else have the same opinion? Are you sure it can still rot when it dries up? I wouldn't think it could rot then...

Wow, parents who keep a watch on their son's masturbation frequency.

Hiding a (carefully folded) tissue inside a pocket until you get to the bathroom should be possible.

Flush the tissue down the toilet. I'm pretty sure they cannot smell it in the sewers. Or can they? *twilight zone music*

Well, it's not that I know they do, it's that I would rather be on the safe side.Yeah, the sock thing works but its material is a bit rough.No, they can't of course, but the toilet is down the hall... I normally masturbate in my room, where I'm comfortable and don't have people pounding on the door wanting to use the bathroom.I would prefer to not fold it then stick it in my pocket - wouldnt it stink, and wouldnt it make a wet spot on my pants?

i got a good one put it back on your dick or masterbate with it again thats what i do or just go to the bathroom and put it in the tolet

well you could waste trees and double bag it take one tissue to fire into, fold it so it encloses the stuff as much as possible and wrap it in another tissue

Good idea. Think that would prevent it from stinking too much?

well as long as none of the sperm got onto and stayed on your pants to where your parents could find and for some reason sniff your pants lol

Wow, parents who keep a watch on their son's masturbation frequency.Yeaaaah. Maybe he underestimates his parents.> Hiding a (carefully folded) tissue inside a pocket until you get to the bathroom should be possible.Yes, or shoved into the underwear. if you fold another tissue around the original one, there won't really be a wet spot to deal with.It sounds like someone is making a mountain out of a molehill.

the tissue idea is a good idea i think