well for the rest of us upwards pointing guys, im right there with ya...
unfortunately mines has this awkward like sharp curve, which makes it look alot smaller than it is, and the fact that i have tree trunks for legs also doesnt do any good...
but the look of surprise on there face ALWAYS makes me feel better hehe...
word of advice for guys with upward dicks who like doggy... get her on her knees in front of u a couple of feet, then have her lean back like she was trying to sit on her feet... get it so her asshole is directly in front of ur penis, then insert into vagina, the direction that your penis is traveling, puts ALOT of pressure on her g spot and drive her crazy... HAPPY HUMPING!