did you know that cum is extremely fattening? haa haa, for anyone on a diet on the recieving end of a facial, spit, don't swallow.HAAHAAAhAAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
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Haa haa
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no its not
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Yea, Paris Hilton is EXTREMELY fat..
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It doesn't seem that it is. After all, there's not a lot of it, and it's mainly water. Estimates of the number of calories per average ejaculation include two, seven, fifteen, five to seven, five or less than one (the last gives a proper reference and may be the most reliable).Here's an interesting New Scientist article. The research cited was subsequently published as Gordon G. Jr. Gallup, Rebecca L. Burch and Steven M. Platek, "Does Semen Have Antidepressant Properties?", Archives of Sexual Behavior 31(3), 2002, 289-93.
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Good pages,Inelgible!My goodness! I've never knew sperm is so facinating! Yay for me! I can produce it! Seperates me from the animals Sperm isn't an anti-depresent is it? Cause then I can sell mine love nectar!This was pretty interesting too: In reply to:Random Sperm Facts * Average volume of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons * Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200 * Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 18 quarts * Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour * Its muscle drives nature's only known rotary-joint. The tail SCREWS, not whips. (no pun) * Average number of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7 * Average duration of orgasm: 4 seconds * Average number of sperm cells in the ejaculate of a healthy man: 200 to 600 million * Distance sperm travels to fertilize an egg: 3-4 inches * Sperm lifespan: 2.5 months from development to ejaculation Whorah for sperm!
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It's what I thought too! Maybe the sea of sperm is going to dry up?
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If the average lifespan is now 78 years ( Council on bioethics ) and the average age of first ejaculation is 13.7 years( Sexuality-Teen age boys)that works out to an average of 112 ejaculations a year.Obviously the number is going to be larger in the early years, but the senior citizens will probably also bring the average down.
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O_o.....maybe thats why im so fat!! LMAO J/K
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LOL! Ash, I'd suggest cutting down, but that would be a HUGE disservice to your lucky bf
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LMAO!!!! DAMN..... there goes my plans for tonight..... J/K and thanks
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Awwww.....Always a pleasure, Ash
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bag of sperm comment .. literally lol