The question in the subject line is one I'd very much like an answer to - though I fear the answer may well be; 'nothing'!When my boyfriend is asleep he's at his sexiest. I dont know wheather it's because I'm getting a break from the fucking moaning or what, but when he's asleep it just increases his sex appeal. I find I get highly aroused looking at him laying there. He's just georgous and I love initiating sex when he's flat out like that. I love to gently kiss him on the mouth and all over his face/chest/arms before moving down and getting him hard. The trouble is he fucking hates it! He really resents being woken up and usually tells me to fuckoff before I get anywhere near his cock. But I need to arouse myself further by kissing him before moving in for the kill, as it were. Would most men not love being woken up like that? Which brings me back to: What is wrong with this fucking man??? It is not the only way we are incompatible, but it's certainly the most sexually frustrating.I'd appreciate any women who've had similar issues with men to tell me about them and how they got around it - that's if it is indeed possible! And I'd appreciate any men who have similar issues about being 'harassed during sleep' as my boyfriend puts it, to give me a few tips on how a woman could bring them around to their way of thinking! (apart from the obvious 'wake him up with his cock in your mouth'!) Help!!
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What's wrong with this man???
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erm , well if im really tired , i had to be woken up by anything i find my first reply , no matter whats happening when i wake up is " WHY THE FUCK AM I AWAKE ITS STILL MORNING FFS" then some mumbling , then falling out of bed then waking up
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Are you waking him up like that in the morning or at night?
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I think a lot depends on the frequency and situation. I mean if this guy works his ass off all day and your not letting him get any sleep I can understand his lack of desire. If he is turning down a nice relaxed Saturday morning wake-up bj then he's nuts, or, sorry, but maybe he's just not that into you.
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In reply to: but maybe he's just not that into you. Surely if their waking up next to each other he must be at least a good deal into her?
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FUCK - OFF, you cheeky bollocks, ha ha!
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usually at night, in fairness, when he's tired; and he does work long days.. But I cant help it if he appears sexiest to me when he's at his tiredest, can I? A bit of compromise even would be something, but this is a very stubborn specimen of manhood we're taking about it. No means no! :frowning:
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That was not needed! Mods?
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Thank you strappin young lad, for sticking up for me, but I'm pretty sure that was a joke - or fuckin better have been!
Anyway, this bloke is big into the saterday morning bj's, it's the weekday late nights that are a problem. Is there any way of getting a stubbon man to compromise? I suppose I'll just have to home in on his cock like a heat seeking missile, but I just want things to be a bit more, romantic I suppose, than that..
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In reply to:
Surely if their waking up next to each other he must be at least a good deal into her?
sometimes the attraction wears off, or maybe he is with her for the wrong reasons? Are you buying his smokes? is he hiding from the law? without all the facts and really knowing the situation we can only guess. all I know is an occaision wake up bj after a good nights sleep is a wonderful thing.
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No I guess ya cant help that lol, thats quite tough. What about on fridays when he doesnt have work the next day?
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What was not needed? Can you not see when people are joking around? Unless you're doing the same yourself and pulling my chain..!
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I suppose it's the only way to go (sigh) I'll just have to get his weekly rota and pencil in the nights I can make my move! Dosent do much for the spontinaety element though..
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I am going to strangle you..
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maybe u need a new plan of attack. try waking him up sitting on his face. then if he is unco-operative you can smother him and do what ya want to him. rigermortis can be a wonderful thing.
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ya I got something you can strange, baby
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maybe he turned gay !!!
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He's got the nose for it anyway! Wouldnt risk putting the most sensitive part of my body right up against this mans teeth when he's just been woken from his sleep though, ha ha.
Ah my sexy baby.. sometimes I feel like giving him an electric shock.. does anyone know where I can buy a cattle prod?
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You're determinded it's a case he's 'just not into me' arent you? Well again I say - FUCK OFF!
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telling people to fuck off is rude and uncalled for