You stand on the rim and then try to hit the toilet? Do you not crap all over and crap either your pants or the rim or next to the toilet on the floor? Boy, this has to be a real mess.
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How to crap
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Have you ever seen the type of toilet that you squat over (basically, a hole in the ground) that's popular all over the world? Squatting on the rim of the toilet is the same principle, except you're higher up off the ground. It's not a mess unless you have explosive diarrhea.
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I bet when you've been crapping like this your whole life you have a nice pair of quads. :sunglasses:
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All I can say is, humans didn't evolve to use toilets any more than any other animal did. If you've ever camped out and crapped in the woods while squatting, you'll realize that it's less messy than crapping while sitting on a toilet, since the appropriate things tend to spread apart.
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I have to admit, though, that I've seen a couple of pretty awful squat toilets where people with diarrhoea did miss the hole. Using one on a jolting train is interesting.
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We were meant to poop like a bear -- in the woods. Or on the plains and savannahs. There is no sequence in our DNA for "porcelain appliance".
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Most of the guys at work do that at the johnny on the spots