Tips

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i am gay,and i was wondering if anyone can give me tips on things to do to my boyfriend?if this is not the right place for this, please direct me to the proper forum

Anyone?

you can draw on him whilst hes sleeping

Just do what ever you'd like to do. Maybe work out together.

woo, good 1..how bout glad wrap ( that clear plastic wrap u put on food) streached over the tolet bowl ( so when he pees it goes all over the floor oh and u can get a high cubord, hold a peice of cardbord up to the end, where the doors r open, put eggs in coubord behind cardbord, close cubord doors, slide out cardbord so when he opens the cubord, eggs fall on himand get a big ziplock plastic bag, full it with pudding, close it, put it in his pillow case on or instead of his pillow, then when uts inplace, cuz the bag near the top abit so when he lyes down on it, pudding smushes out onto his bed.heheoh and get a balloon fulled with whatever liquid u wish, open fridge door, hold balloon in the fridge so the top if it is out of the fridge door, close fridge door so the ballon is held up by the seel at the top of the door. so when he opens it, the baloon will drop and get what ever u put in it all over hm. tee heelord im evil

I'm staying away from you now.

Wait for him to go to sleep and at this opportunity and shave off 1/2 and eybrow on one side.The dilemma isa. Do they shave off 1/2 on other side to balance ? - look ridiculousb. Do they shave off complete on both sides to rid themselves ? - look ridiculousc. Leave it - look ridiculousOr1. Take one of those home made ice lolly things.2. Fill it with water3. Insert a small length of barb wire4. Place in freezer and wait several hours5. Remove from freezer6. Tie person down and insert ice lolly up their arse7. Wait for a bit8. Untie them and allow them to extricate the remains of the lollyORSome how, get a copy of their house key.Wait until they go away for a week or two.Soak their livingroom / bedroom carpet with water.Add cress seeds at a ratio of 'P' for plenty.Await their return, to the newly grown cress farm in the family homeORIf they have a carGet the keysSet all the blowers and everything as high as they can go (with the key's out the ignition so they're not working) and angled towards the driverFill the vents with talcombe powder/any other white powderAwait the turning of the key..... To which the driver is transported to a virtual 'Lapland'. ORgrab yourself a yellow pages, now ring every company that willcome to your house, from taxi services, to pizza delivery, to roof surveyers, to 1 ton of gravel. ring all you can be imaginitive, get strippers. everything where you don't pre-pay. excellent.now arrange for all of them to go round his house at exactly the same time, when you know he is in. say 6.00 pm thursday.also if you want massive shame, try to get the press to come as well, phone their office and tell them 'something big' is happining, or make up a story.come 6pm thursday, he will have up to about 50 diffrent people trying to see him, the whole road willl be blocked for ages, everyone on the street will come outORAsk him if he wants to play a game called "BALLS"The game is to kick each other in the nuts and the first one to bottle it loses.You take it in turns, so make sure you flip a coin and make sure the person who is doing it lets you win.As he stands ready, legs apart and slightly open give him one ALMIGHTY kick in the bollocks!!!Then say "I give up".For some reason, all this makes me happy an tells me i have a place in the world. Mr. Nuts

i kinda meant sexual things, but ok

your point??? this is much more fun than "gay sex"

If you want ideas of what to do with him, watch porn, like everone else (gay or straight):)

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hahahahahahahahahahai think i love you...

go to a gay porn site and do everything they do

Well, all I can say is that sex is not only about the cock and the hole, but the ENTIRE BODY. Thats right. You must enjoy all of his body. Licking his chest, rubbing back muscles (if theres any ¬_¬ ), his belly (same), and body contact, like chests rubbing against each other, and many things like that. You get it?