So many times I locked my door so I can have a little me time. I look up and the handle is trying to open the door Knock Knock Knock "Open the door." Then I have to clothe meself and calm down.Seriously, don't they know you could be masturbating?
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Do parents know what masturbation is?
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maybe they just prefer to think ur not
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of course they know. haha.they probably don't want the door locked.
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ok... brace yourself...they not only know what it is but they do it too.
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haha, u should tell them that, its probably the shock of a life time...poor naive little buggers
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yea, they know what masturbation is and they probably even do it too. However, when it comes to being parents, they throw out all their knowledge of the various elements of being a teen and tend to impose themselves a little too much at the wrong times. It is amazing how those who were once teens, and horny ones who masturbated at that, can be so totally changed in mindset once they become parents.
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They probubly know, but they also may think your doing 'other' things aswell.
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LOL. That is pretty funny though. I remember those days living with my parents.
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not all parents are like that!
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hmm...yea, i think i still choose 2 belive my parents dont think i do...it may not be true but it provided peace of mind
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I think you should just let the handle keep jiggling and yell out "hey! I'm yanking my crank in here, do you mind???" I bet that would stop the attempt to enter...and their worry that you're cookin' up and shootin' up...Just a thought.
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ha lucky.. i live in a new house and for some reason it doesnt have a lock lmao.. so i have to use my good ears to listen.. my dad walks preety hard so hehehe
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Go to your local hardware store and get a doorknob set with a lock. They come with directions and in most cases you only need a Phillips screwdriver to install it. If your parents ask, tell 'em you want to be able to yank your crank in private
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They probably know ABOUT masturbating, and they know that kids DO masturbating. But, for example, when my parnts are watching TV and i go into the bathroom, They dont think every single time i go into the bathroom that i'm masturbating, especially since it only takes me 10-30 seconds to go to the bathroom. And besides, i masturbate less then once every 3 day's or so.
