ok so i was making cupcakes for this fund raiser GS dinner. my stomach was hurting like i was stabbed with a billion sporks. i took em out of the oven and put the chocolate frosting on then went to lay down(i forgot there was one more pan to bake) i fell asleep mom came home and woke me up screaming. shes like "THOSE CUPCAKES DONT LOOK RIGHT! YOU PUT THE ICING ON WHEN THEY WERE STILL HOT DIDNT YOU. YOU ARE NOT BRINGING THAT TO THE DINNER! AND YOU FORGOT A PAN YOU ALWAYS SLEEP TO GET OUT OF THINGS YOU BITCH" omg does anyone really care that a cupcake doesnt look right? they taste so good. my god. and shes the one who left me alone to do it by myself and she knows ive never made a cupcake in my life. such a lovely mother
bro i feel u cause this type of stuff happens wit me and my dad. my dad would do something like that but replaces the curses usually with korean and it's usually about the fish tank. since the water evaporates the water from the filters splash making what we would call a soothing noise that some people sleep to, but to my dad it annoys the shit outta him! ...to me its just stupid and i bet it doesn't really annoy him
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my stomach was hurting like i was stabbed with a billion sporks
whats a spork?
ehhh i guess some mums have nothing more to make their lives interesting other than cooking...
bro?? hm. i think im a girl but im not sure
a spork is a cross between a fork and a spoon