Just a random, no related addition to my last comment: last week I saw a drunk midget (not a real midget, he was just really short) spin around until he fell over, all for the promise of a non-existant beer.
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Backfired
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I've never had to kiss a chick for booze. Guys tend to like to buy them for me anyway
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Maybe they think that with enough drink, you'll want to kiss women.
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Nah, I do that in my own time, I don't need an audience :wink:
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Sure you don't need one, but do you want one??
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That depends.Are they a paying audience?
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That depends.Will ya be nekkid?
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Well that dependsHow much extra can I charge if I'm naked?
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Well that depends.
You hot?
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That dependsIs big boobs hot?
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That depends.Are they "ooh yeah baby" hot or are they "holy shit a man could get lost in there!" hot?
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depends
Is this guy that tiny that he is likely to get lost in cleavage?
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Depends.Is there still gonna be another woman involved?
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That dependsIs she getting payed too or is it volentary?
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That depends.Would a lesbian encounter with you be worth a lack of payment?
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dependsDoes this girl like girls or is she just pretending for the attention?
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wow guys on crack much? lol
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Depends.Can you turn girls lesbian?
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It depends.You want some?
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It dependsDo these girls have good taste in women and are there for likely to turn lesbian for me?
