What do all of you guys use as a cum rag?
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toilet tissue,then flush
SOCK!!! LMAO, depends on where I am, once I needed a quick cleanup, I stoped it spraying everywhere and I just ate it. I just use toilet tissue. and sometimes if I'm in my room, I put it in the bin if I'm downstairs, I flush!
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sometimes i just cum on myself but most of the time i enjoy it in the shower
For years I kept a sock hidden in my sock drawer, now I"m a tissue or shower kinda guy.
I used to use towel to clean up. But now I usually just use tissue paper. It's convenient
I usually use the shirt I was wearing then put a new one on, I do my own laundry so its not a problem.
My old standard is the tissue, forming a little "tent" so the damn thing dosn't stick when the issue is done, lol.
I never liked using t-shirt or sock, seemed to be too messy (Especailly if you tried to use it again without cleaning first, ouch!)
My personal favorite is to use (of all things) a bananna peel; bear with me on this one.
- You try to open the bananna down just one side (to make it better, and to keep things cleaner) you eat the bananna therin (A good source of energy, too btw)
- heat the peel up for about 10 seconds in the microwave (Check the temp before sticking your penis in)
- Collect 2-4 hearty elastic bands
- Place your penis in the bananna peel, and put the elastic bands on various points according to the length
- Just start masturbating as always, and enjoy the fun! If all goes well, it should be warm, slippery, and slightly tight, a real quality alternative to a good bodily orifice.
- Hopefully, if you were able to keep the peel with only one split, your semen should be collected at the tip for easy cleanup!
WOW! How did you ever come up with that? That's persistant exploring...but it makes sense, is harmless and can't diss it till you try it right...but if you are young at home it doesn't seem quick when you are in bed at night!! PLUS, it does seem like work to do all that..then you are left with the sticky bananna issue after...bringing us back to...what do we use to clean up?? Other than that, I ALWAYS use a towel or sometimes a shirt..but I find that semon CAN sometimes stain clothing....I can not use a tissue (seems so many guys do...I'm so surprised!) because I pump out a freaking lot of cum...mine is runnier than most guys and it SHOOTS...I am one of those guys that can hit the wall accross the room (not kidding)....I find that laying the towel accross my stomach is best....just come on it (if you are laying down)...tried tissue ONCE and it stuck everywhere cause my cum ran down to my balls...just a mess...if you sit back far enough on a toilet...you can wank it into the toilet...I find that works great...and the shower remains the best! Happy wanking dudes!
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