Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn’t have much luck until, one day;he comes across a Harley with a For Sale sign on it.The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old.It is shiny and in absolute mint condition. He immediately buys it, andasks the sellerhow he kept it in such great condition for 10 years."Well, its quite simple, really," says the seller, "whenever the bikeis outside and its going to rain,rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain." And he handsJoe a jar of Vaseline.That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet herparents. Naturally, they take the bike there.But just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, "I haveto tell you something about my family before we go in.""When we eat dinner, we don’t talk. In fact, the first person who saysanything during dinner has to do the dishes.""No problem," he says. And in they go.Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a hugestack of dirty dishes.In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs,in the corridor, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes.They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word. As dinnerprogresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation.So he leans over and kisses Sandra. No one says a word. So he reachesover and fondles her breasts.Still, nobody says a word. So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothesoff, throws her on the table, and has sex with her, in front ofher parents.His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, andher mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word.He looks at her mom. "Shes got a great body," he thinks. So he grabsthe mom, bends her over the dinner table, and has his way with her everywhich way right there on the dinner table. Now his girlfriend is furiousand her dad is boiling, but still, total silence.All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain.Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket.Suddenly the father backs away from the table and shouts, "All right,thats enough, I'll do the damn dishes"