List your favorite and weirdest slang terms for masturbation. ex: Five Knuckle Shuffle; Batting Practice.
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Slang terms for masturbation.
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doin the laundry by hand, pounding the possum, punching clowns, punching the pope, polishing the bishop,flog the dog, walk the balls around the park, make a sticky fist, polish the knob, use the kung foo grip, slam the ham, smash the spam, tickle the pee pee, fucking momm athumb and her 4 daughters, milking mrs palmer, slip slide the joy buzzer,jiggle the giggly bits, knotting the naughty part, milk myself, bop your baloney, fondle the goods, jerk off, jack off, give a tug, wack off clean the pipes, juggle the pickle, juggle your balls, keep the stink from the pink off the meat. Ther is a million ways to say your gonna toss one off, fuck your hand, masturbate, jiggle the pig, fight the pork sword.Shit if I felt theneed I can go on like this all day
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well around here we call it loving yourself, finishing yourself, killing kittens (every time you masterbate god kills a kitten got it from there), whacking off, jerk off, jack off, thats all I can think of for now. I'm fond of the killing kittens one.
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Originally Posted By: moonlightkilling kittens (every time you masterbate god kills a kitten got it from there), [img]http://sc.tri-bit.com/images/0/03/everytimeyoumasturbategodkillsakittenpleasethinkofthekittens.jpg[/img]
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I posted this before the great A2A crash of ought-six. But I thought it was worth posting again, so...From George Carlin's 2443 Dirty Words list.MASTURBATE (MALE) BACKSTROKE ROULETTEBASH THE CANDLEBEAT OFFBEAT THE BISHOPBEAT THE DUMMYBEAT THE MEATBEAT THE STICKBLEED THE WEEDBLOW YOUR LOADBLUDGEON THE BEEFSTEAKBOP THE BALONEYBOX THE JESUITBUFF THE BANANABURP THE WORMBUTTER THE CORNCHOKE THE CHICKENCHOKE THE SHERIFF ANDWAIT FOR THE POSSE TO COMECLEAN YOUR RIFLECRANK THE SHANKCROWN THE KINGCUFF THE CARROTDIDDLEDRAIN THE MONSTERFIST FUCKFIST YOUR MISTERFIVE AGAINST ONEFLOG THE DOGFLOG THE HOGFLOG YOUR DONGFLUTE SOLOFONDLE THE FIGGALLOP THE ANTELOPEGIVE IT A TUGGREASE THE PIPEHACK THE HOGHAND JOBHAND WORKHAVE IT OFFHITCHHIKE UNDER THEBIG TOPHUMP YOUR HOSEJACKHAMMERJACK OFFJAZZ YOURSELFJERK OFFJERK THE GHERKINLOPE THE MULEMAKE THE BALD MAN PUKEMANIPULATE THE MANGOMANUAL OVERRIDEMILK THE LIZARDMOUNT A CORPORALAND FOURNERK YOUR THROBBEROIL THE GLOVEONAN'S OLYMPICSONE-MAN SHOWPACK YOUR PALMPADDLE THE PICKLEPAINT THE PICKLEPAINT THE CEILINGPLEASE YOUR PISSERPLUNK YOUR TWANGERPOCKET PINBALLPOCKET POOLPOLISH THE ROCKETPOLISH THE SWORDPOUND OFFPOUND YOUR FLOUNDERPOUND YOUR PUDPULL OFFPULL THE POLEPULL THE POPEPULL THE PUDDINGPULL YOUR PRICKPULL YOUR TAFFYPUMP THE PYTHONRAM THE HAMRIDE THE GREAT WHITEKNUCKLERROPE THE PONYRUB OFFSHAGSHINE YOUR POLESHOOI IN' PUTTY ATTHE MOONSLAKIN' THE BACONSLAMMIN' THE SALMONSLAM THE HAMMERSLAM THE SPAMSLAPPIN' PAPPYSLAPPING THE CLOWNSLING THE JELLYSNAP THE MONKEYSNAP THE RUBBERSNAP THE WHIPSOLDIER'S JOYSPANK THE FRANKSPANK THE SALAMISQUEEZE THE LEMONSTROKING ITSTROKE OFFSTROKE THE DOGSTROKE YOUR POKERTAKE YOURSELF IN HANDTEASE THE WEENIETENDERIZE THE MEATTHE FIVE-KNUCKLE SHUFFLETHUMP THE PUMPTICKLE YOUR PICKLETOSS OFFTWEAK YOUR TWINKIEVARNISH THE FLAGPOLEVISITING ROSIE PALM ANDHER FIVE DAUGHTERSWALK THE DOGWANKWAX THE CARROTWAX THE DOLPHINWHACK OFFWHIP OFFWHIP THE DUMMYWHIP THE WIREWHIP YOUR DRIPPERWHIZUN'JIZZUMWONK YOUR CONKERWORK OFFWRESTLE THE EELWRING OUT YOUR ROPEYANG YOUR WANGYANK OFFYANK THE CRANKYANK THE PLANKYANK THE YAMYANK YOUR STRAPMASTURBATE (FEMALE) BEAT THE BEAVERCLAP YOUR CLITCOOKIN' CUCUMBERSFINGERFINGER FUCKFINGER JOBGETTIN'IT WETGREASIN' THE GASHHAND TRIPHIDE THE HOT DOGHIT THE SLITHOSE YOUR HOLEJUICE YOUR SLUICELET THE BEAVER SWIMMAKIN' SOME SOUPPET THE POODLESHE-BOPSLAM THE CLAMTICKLE THE TACOTWO-FINGER TANGO
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LOL...he got "Lope the Mule"...one of my favs. But he missed "Flog the Log".I still want to hear what the women call it when they do it.
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I call it, petting the kitty.
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**Im worried now, i tell people "im making soup" a lot, what WILL people think????:blush: **
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Squirt soup?
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Now that just sounds gross.