Constipation

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Anyone know any good fast ways to get rid of constipation??? Besides a laxative, if at all possible???

ermmmmmmtake a hot shower, with a handheld head stick it up your ass and soften it up??No no I dont really, I have no clue but its worth a try right? Maybe not ? I dont knwo its a good idea to fill your ass up with hot water.

sounds like an enema...

Take in more fiber. Plain oatmeal is good. And more water.

I always find that if I eat a bowl of cereal (not the sweetened kind), that'll get my bowels going.

Fast? Laxative. Mineral oil is kind of fast, but it's a laxative. An abdominal massage (moving in the clockwise direction from the massager's perspective) can help. So can cold compresses to the abdomen (also useful for menstrual cramps). An enema would be fast, too. (Just stole that idea from the following post.)

Otherwise, in general, make sure you drink plenty of water, get at least some amount of exercise (walk!), eat some food with fiber (fruit, vegetables, whole grains).

enemas are nto sprayed from a shower head...why not a laxative? if ya cant shit sticking a tiny thing in your ass isnt going to make a difference, and youll soon be shitting your brains out, its faster than an oral laxative, and doesnt last as long.I never needed one but be assured if I did, id be using it.

I have a friend that hasn't been able to poop in like 5 days and they say they are starting to be in some pain and don't really want to take a laxative, cause well that just makes you crap like crazy. I haven't ever been constipated like that so I don't know what to tell them. So that is why I am asking for something fast if anyone knows any way to go poo poo without using a laxative.Yeah, a fun thread about going poo.

Once, I nearly shit myself to death. I was sick, had the shits anyways and the only thing I could find in a blurry eyed state of weakness and sick was some Milk Of Magnesia, I saw it said something onthe front about stomache problems, took a full does and couldnt stop shitting for the rest of the day. If I needed to shit Id drink some of that. apparently if you dont have the shits it works pretty good, and its effects last for only a few hours.

If she's been constipated for five days, what the heck is wrong with crapping like crazy? That's what she needs to do.

At that point, I don't think an abdominal massage would feel very good, and I'd be a little nervous about an enema, since everything must be so full already. There are also stool softeners, like Senecot (sp?), but it's probably already too late for that.

[img]http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d65/xerquezis/Mr.jpg[/img] Had to add Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo to this thread. Fun times. Anyone else got any suggestions...

tell her to stuff a pill in her ass or drink some laxative. Really five days iwth no poop? Id fuckig explode, I normally shit atleast 2 times a day and normally more like 4 times, nearly like clockwork. 5 days, no dump, Id be seekign medical help. WHy delay the inevitable ?

Surgery? Witch doctor?Anything that she takes my mouth that will make her go is a laxative. I don't know what kind of magical solution she's looking for. Maybe she should pray.

I agree, Helms.

Yo, me too. Or at least call her doctor first thing in the morning.

If you get them where you live... kiwifruit!