some women masturbating with one of those vialsWait a minute, isn't something like that from a a TV program or movie, where (for money) a woman douches with the mixed with water ashes of someone? It sounds South Park-ish.
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When you die..........?
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Damn all the good ideas are already taken.
No, that was all my warped little brain. Since I have no cable I've never seen South Park, though I would like to.
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For those who are familiar with the show, there was an episode where Cartman swallowed some of Kenny's ashes, and he had to go to England to get Kenny's spirit exorcised from his body (I think it had to be trapped in a pot roast).
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Originally Posted By: HelmsmaNWhen I die, I think it might be nice to be part of Body Worlds. Ewww... no way! That's just frightening to me..
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A great idea was in Malcolm in the Middle.I'll have my ashes put into a super-soaker and have myself sprayed all over my friends.
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Your ashes can be mixed with oil paint and become a work of art. Or they can be mixed with spray paint, and you can be tagged on the side of a building or railroad bridge.
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What a noble group we have here. Not a single person donating their bodies to medical research...
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You want some first-year med student playing with your johnson?
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I wouldn't mind, but whats that got to do with it?
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Actually they're going to play with it anyway. If its an unattended death, at least here, they're going to open you up and run their hand down your insides till they can grasp your nads and do whatever it is they do... measure, weigh, catalog. Then they'll get put in the zip-lock and thrown back into the empty cavity with the rest of your organs.Your nuts are plucked out, so I've heard, one at time with two fingers and little tool.
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in the world we live in, that could make you rich, your ashes, inside a dildo, molded after your dick, for you wife, to be rpesented to her onteh 1 year anniversary of your death!Brilliant, fuckig brilliant !
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Don't care, I'm dead. I'll have no knowledge or memeory of what happens to me, and I won't care whether I'm remembered or not, because I'll cease to exist. Bleak outlook I know, but I'd much rather oblivion than eternity, and it doesn't make sense any other way.Cremated I guess, I dunno. Whatever is easiest and cheapest for my family.
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Hey, that does make sense.
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Cremated definatelyI don't want to be remembered by an upright slab of marbleSprinkle me somewhere I've been happyI'll let the friends and rellies work that one out
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well i dont wanna waste space so ill go with cremation, and i dont want my death to be a big deal, my lifes quiet and i like it that way. once its over theres no need for it to change. then again, i will be dead so its pretty irrelevent.
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Well not down under anymore
Sydney Morning Herald
Tuesday February 6, 08:26 AMPolice probe sexual abuse of cadavers
Police are investigating claims that human bodies donated to a Sydney university have been shamefully mistreated, NSW Health Minister John Hatzistergos says.
The University of NSW's school of anatomy's licence to conduct anatomy classes was revoked in November, after an audit found improper labelling and storage of human remains. Documents later also revealed allegations that body parts had been interfered with sexually and piled together in coffins.
The school's head of medical sciences Denis Wakefield says the mistreatment allegedly included the fondling of breasts and vaginas and using the head of a torso for "inappropriate and degrading purposes", Fairfax reports.
Professor Wakefield said a former employee had also allegedly failed to place the cadavers and their parts back in the proper coffins for burial.
"These are appalling and deeply concerning allegations," Mr Hatzistergos told AAP.
"The generosity of people who donate their bodies for medical research benefit us all in the training of our doctors and the advancement of medical research.
"These people, and their families, deserve to know their remains are being treated with dignity and respect.
"We have taken what action we can and the matter has now been referred to police."
Mr Hatzistergos said NSW Health was the regulator of the laboratory, but it did not have jurisdiction over staff misconduct and potentially criminal matters.
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Here some medical institutions (schools) have been implicated in schemes to sell body parts.
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to me, it doesnt matter, cause in my point of view, this is it, theres no afterlife so it really dont mater to me, burried i guess
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"Here some medical institutions (schools) have been implicated in schemes to sell body parts"Why sell them,Come to Australia, you can get a blow job from them
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In the U.S., sex is fine, but money is finer.