Drinking and pissing prevents drunks from driving

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please click the link and read the story before commenting, its gonna take about 40 seconds to read, its small.anyone think this is a good use of money? anyone think its actually going to work? and your future is in your hand... is that a play on the fact they are holding thier dork ? sounds more like a STD message promoting condoms to me than an anti drunk driving message.anyways, the very short news article so, comments?anyone live there and pissed on one of these before?

actually I was jsut bullshitting on mesy with abuddy, we figured it out, they really do work !first off you piss on it ina drunken state, the coive startles you, and you piss on the floor now. this is repeated over and over and over again with many different drunks pissing on the floor. soon noone wants to visit teh bar because the bathroom is smelling like piss witha constant puddle. Now the barkeep hires aperson to keep the floor cleaned up, people return to drink there but continue pissing on the floor and the hired help has to constantly clean the damned thing up. The barkeep can not live on his profit with paying that fucking guy to mop the floor every twenty minutes. To raise his profit to pay that guy and to keep himself in his current lifestyle, he raises the prices of his drinks, now you have to pay more for a drink, but only have the smae amount of money as before. you drink all your money budgetted for drinking, with the price of drinks this amounts to a few drinks less than normal.They have now reduced drunks driving by eliminating hte drunks by overpricing already overpriced drinks !It really does work.

I wouldn't have a problem with it, but there's one thing--when you're drunk, you tend to not hear and understand very well. So, I don't know how people who are drunk will respond.

I've known about these for a few months now. I've seen operators of some of the bars I have been working on wanting to put these in the restrooms. They seem to, mistakenly in my opinion, think it will cut down on their liability should they over serve someone and then allow that person, who is obviously drunk, to drive themselves home. I don't exactly know how that law is written or works but I think their reasoning is misguided and it complete ignores the drunk women who drive home.

drunk women are normally scooped up by the men. atleast in bars I frequent its how it works.

More than that, most people tend not to care when human beings tell them not to drive. So, I really doubt if they're going to care if a urinal tells them not to drive.

The last bar I went to was a lesbian bar and there were sure as hell no men doing any scooping up. There were, however, a few of us doing a lot of wishful thinking.

well I did have an idea to play high speed messages subliminally for women if this took off. They always use that toilet seat, so if toilet seats in womens bathrooms were equipped with a device that played at super high speed and subliminally, messages that told them they enjoyed giving oral sex... I suppose you could also play on a non subliminal level an anti drunk driving message.

There was one bar back east somewhere, that I worked on, were the owner actually considered putting in womens urinals so he could put these urinal things in their bathroom as well. He figured he could completely eradicate any liability he may have for letting drunks drive home.As soon as saw what adding female urinals would cost he decided to accept the liability.

A great idea, but alas, there's little evidence that subliminal messages work.Quote:The governor has since directed state regulators to issue cease-and-desist orders against three airlines to stop serving alcohol on flights to and from New Mexico. The culprit in the fatal wreck had been seen drinking on a flight into Albuquerque hours before the accident.A classic knee-jerk reaction. I imagine many drunk drivers had been drinking in bars - why are bars not directed to cease serving alcohol? And why flights from New Mexico?

God damnit man ! why ya gotta piss on my parade?
maybe it does and maybe it doesnt, but if I can get rich selling the idea, I dont rally care if it works or not !
cos Im a greedy bastard like that :laughing:

i dont understand the whole no drinking n flights, thats fucking absurd.
Bars where I live have cut people off before. Iv seen a few people told they had too much to drink and where cut off of anything with booze in it. Keep in mind this is after they start to be a problem but before it gets violent. aside from that its a matter of if you got money, Ill get ya a drink.
Everything falls to the all mighty dollar