Anyone know how to make one for guys? Im nevus about going into a store n buying one.im broke most of the time anyway.so anyone have an ideas?
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Supplies needed:- One ripe banana- One roll of duct tape- One knife- One spoonTake the banana & cut the top and the bottom off so that it ruffly matches the length of your johnson. Slightly shorter is better.Completely wrap the outside of the banana in the duct tape. Start the duct tape about a 1/2" from the top of the banana and stop it about a 1/4" form the bottom. The rest of the banana should be completely encased in the tape.Take the spoon and scoop out all the banana innards so that all that is left is the banana skin, in one piece, wrapped in tape.Slide the banana skin over your dick and start to jack with it.When finished be careful to dispose of the taped up banana skin so that no one will ask what the fuck you cut the ends off a banana for and the taped it up.Please note that the banana is good for only one toss.
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Originally Posted By: OldFolksPlease note that the banana is good for only one toss. Hehe. do you use lube with this method or no?
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No.
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Actually the vac is a bad idea. I have seen several stories on it, and know atleast one is true as it happened at the nursing home years back where my brother was working as a nurses aid and care giver.
shop vac blow job is not a good idea. The fit was a bit tight to begin with, some lube made it easier, they got it in, turned it on, and have thier dick swell up enough that they couldnt get it out. In my brothers case the guy got caught early on in the janitors closet. I guess it would of been suspicous if he wheeled it back to his room and someone saw or heard it running in a residence room.
Anyways it was turned off, but since it was tight around the base, and the top so swollen and filled with blood that it was acting likea cock ring and keeping it hard and to large to slide out. Id have to call my brother to make certain but it seems to me they ended up cutting it off his dong with the same electric saw they use to cut through a cast on a broken arm or leg. -
"Or, you could just go outside and ride your bike or something."Are you talking about the bike seat that has a dildo built into it. I think they make 'em for both men and women so anybody can get off while they're riding.I was tempted to get one for my wife but decided she would like something a little more buzzy and discreet for V-day.
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Anyone read "Guts" by Chuck Palahniuk? He's the guy who wrote fight club, check it out if you want to be disgusted by masterbation stories.
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Originally Posted By: GrvtykllrActually the vac is a bad idea. I have seen several stories on it, and know atleast one is true as it happened at the nursing home years back where my brother was working as a nurses aid and care giver.shop vac blow job is not a good idea. The fit was a bit tight to begin with, some lube made it easier, they got it in, turned it on, and have thier dick swell up enough that they couldnt get it out. In my brothers case the guy got caught early on in the janitors closet. I guess it would of been suspicous if he wheeled it back to his room and someone saw or heard it running in a residence room.Anyways it was turned off, but since it was tight around the base, and the top so swollen and filled with blood that it was acting likea cock ring and keeping it hard and to large to slide out. Id have to call my brother to make certain but it seems to me they ended up cutting it off his dong with the same electric saw they use to cut through a cast on a broken arm or leg. Yeah I've also heard its bad, it can tear tissue etc...
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Originally Posted By: wondering1Anyone know how to make one for guys? Im nevus about going into a store n buying one.im broke most of the time anyway.Maybe you're still not interested in one, but just saying there's no need to walk in stores to purchase such things actually. One of the wonders of the Internet and online stores... 99% of those are of course also shipping in discreet packages and often even addressing (like e.g MBG International instead of Hardcore Sex Superstore 9000). I'd probably recommend something like a FleshLight if you'd be getting a "real" toy for men as I keep hearing good things about those and vagina simulation.