how can u prevent getting poop on a guys dick when ur getting it up the bum?
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Annal sex
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make sure to wipe your ass really good after taking a shit?
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Using a condom would also be highly recommended, as well as a tonne of lube (As the old saying goes; too much lube, is almost enough.)
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I guess you could also make sure you have a clean colon. LOL.
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Helms...don't be a smart ass; that would be purely for an interesting texture, lol.To also add something to the OP's question; you could give/get an enema...that'll flush 'er right out! That just seems like a bit too much work for what it is, though.
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The chicken doesnt need to be 2 weeks old, a fresh undercooked chicken will have the same effect.
