Recently I've been thinking of buying a sex toy for myself, like a dildo. I know of a store nearby, but I'm really nervous of walking in there and buying one, because of the looks I would no doubt get, since, well, I am a guy. I went in there before and bought lube, but that's as awkward as I go, lol. I could buy online, since I have a credit card, but my parents get the statement every month, and I don't want to buy anything if they're gonna be asking me about it at the end of the month. Anyone have any suggestions?
Just go to the store to buy one. You only gota go in once, get and your out. Then you got it, trust me the 10min or embarsment is way worth it.
Having been in a sex store more than a couple times; here is a universal truth....
They don't give a shit
Considering how many creepy 50 year old men they get in there all the time...and the fact that this is indeed, just a job for them; they really won't be shocked nor care about you being in there or buying anything.
Also, there are a tonne of sex toys for guys (including dildos marketed towards men)....so that won't be a shock either.
If the guy/girl behind the counter has any professionalism, he/she will probably discuss techniques and give you free lube or tips, lol.
Thanks for the replies
Well I guess I'll give it a shot, if I have time tomorrow night I'll see about taking a stroll over there. Wish me luck!
"Considering how many creepy 50 year old men they get in there all the time..."
I'm not THAT creepy
“I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.” <br />Mahatma Gandhi <br /> <br />
Hawker has it right.
you can go in and buy the biggest electric butt-plug and the gallon pail of analeaze and all they'll ask is if you remembered batteries.
<b>and there was light</b>
Don't be scared at all. It's not like you have the "I'm going to use this for myself" look on your face (unless you're just drooling over the dildo). I've seen guys come in and look at those videos they show in the back and walk right out. LOL. They don't care.
<span style="color: red">~~Don't make someone a priority when you're only an option~~</span>
Trust me, they really don't care. It's like being embarrased to go to the doctor because you have a rash on your elbow. They've seen it a million times before.
<i>Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.</i> -- MLK
Thanks again for the replies. I feel much better about it now :smile:
I didnt go today because they closed alot earlier than I thought they would. I'll plan on trying to go tomorrow.
Well, I just got back from the place. Couldnt have done it without you guys thanks again.
Although I'm getting a really bad feeling right now...cause the person who worked there was from my school, although that didnt really bother me, but there were two other people in the store who saw me buy the vibrator who looked like they were from my school...eh...I'm probably just feeling paranoid. Hopefully its nothing.
On an aside, never go to a porn store without some kind of extra bag to put your stuff in...walking around with the bag from the store in my hand wasnt fun I'm sure noone saw it, I did my best to hide the logo but still...
For all they know you were buying your GF a present, fuck em.
People worrie too much about what others think of them.
Thers a sex shop on state street in Murray. the french lady. Its ona busy street that sometimes gets backed up for hours during the heavy traffic times. I see people go in there and when tehy come out they stop at the door, creek it open and look out to make sure noone they know sees them coming out, run for the resturant next door, walk in and walk back out as the light changes. That stupid pink sack with the fishnet stocking covered leg on it marks them as haivng just been to the sex shop though. I like to honk and wave at these people, ever seen a fat guy in a business suit try to run when he suspects hes been busted buying gasp a sex toy ?
Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be.