March 14 - Steak & BJ Day

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Steak & Blowjob Day is very important and should be taken seriously!

CRAP! I don't have enough feul, can I do make-ups this weekend? Like, prime rib bb-q and 2 or 3 blow jobs?

I did bring this up on valentines day, Im just hoping Julie is enthusiastic as I prentded to be about valentines.

Urk, I missed it and got neither!

I didn't get a steak

No? I guess she figured steak for one was good enough!

shuold it be called steak and steak day since its steak for him and tube steak for her?

a al creme!

I am thinking some clarification needs to be made...Dude needs steak too, not just her..lol

And all I got today was some pancakes and a kiss. I was cheated!!

Originally Posted By: bobaliciousAnd all I got today was some pancakes and a kiss. I was cheated!! well, I guess that's just the Irish version

FUCK, all I got was a kiss, but its only 545 here and she wont be home till 9, pancakes do sound fucking good though, and sausage, and some hashbrowns....I wonder how the kids feel about having breakfast for dinner, I was gonna call and order pizza...but... I think I have to go make fucking pancakes, sausage and some hashbrowns with green peppers in them.god damn yuo bob, I was gonna have a lazy dinner tonight and you fucked that up by making me want breakfast.

Its ok, Bob, areolas come in all sorts of sizes....no need to make fun..

I was thinking that bobbo got the kiss and pancakes from his mom, so his talking abuot her nipples is just well fucking wrong.
pancake nips are not attractive for me and pancake tits, those are even worse !
those are the ones that when she lays onher back her tits spread out in all directions and appear to be about 1/4 inch thick and when she stands up they have a belly button between them.

FUCK
I am going to go make pancakes and breakfast for dinner now, no the flabby titties didnt push me over the edge, the thought of the syrup and hasbrowns with sausage is what did it, god damned you bobbo ! you prick you made me not only hungry but aslo making me cook !

awww quite yer whining and feed the minions!

Haha, no my mum had nothing to do with it. I went to McDonalds for breakfast today and got pancakes and sausages, and my friend gave me her hashbrown because she doesn't like them. And a kiss, but she always gives me little kisses.

*wiping the crawlies off*
Ewww

You just got a knack don't ya Chance!

Maybe steak and eggs? lol, then you get your steak AND your blow job!

Steak and Blow Job Day? Damn, I'll have to remember to celebrate this holiday next year! :grin:

Done and done !fuck pancakes, I made waffles instead and a few potatos shot through the salad shooter and a bell pepper and a few small jalapenos and half a jabenero, in to a fucking stir fry and smashed to shit in shapes and cut with a spatula, a pound of jimmy dean sausage, Im feeling better, those two fucking ate already, enhaled it, I have half a waffle left and 2 sausuage patties and some hash browns, but its disapearing from my plate. and Yes pepsi, yes I do have a knack Its a sick sick world and im a happy man.I did talk to Julie on the phone while I was cooking, she assured me that I wont be celebrating steak and blow job day tonight, she gets paid to work out at her work for ahalf hour and shes tired from the bike, her legs are sore, I told her thta doesnt affect her mouth and if it had been in person Id be wearing a large red handprint right now.A massage I think is in order and ill be happy if I can suck my way into some sex minus a blow job.The closest I may get tonight is to pull out and shoot it onher tits and aim for her chin.

Well I may have missed out on Steak & BJ Day, but I have a great week ahead of me!

First, I dropped out of my course so I'm finally free! And within hours I have the next 8 days planned.

Thurs: Going for lunch with my fav person in the world, then going out for a party night with the lads.

Fri: Fav person again, except lunch, movie and a night out.

Sat: Paddy's Day!! So from about 10am I shall be out on the streets with all my friends getting completely shitfaced! After 1pm I shall have no memories of what happens.

Sun: Day off, but gonna go find a friend to go out with and watch the annual SkyFest Fireworks.

Mon: Meeting up with an old friend to go get stoned in a park, Bank Holidays rock!

Tues: The most rewarding day to fuck around! This is the day that my portfolio would have been due, but screw that shit! I'm meeting up with another friend to continue Monday's plans.

Wed: Breakfast, lunch, dinner and everything inbetween with my fav friend again.

Thurs: Same as last Thurs.