Dude, check this out.

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--Go to Google.com --Click on Maps. --Click on get Directions. --From New York,New York --To Paris,France. --And read line # 23.

I could do it, doesn't seem too hard. I might get a bit tired, but the Gulf stream will do most of the work!

hahaha, yeah ive seen that, its still great though Quote:3,800 mi (about 29 days 7 hours) kind of fast for swimming

LMAO!! made my night I'll start swimming there tomorrow... :S

that's kinda cute

laugh I needed that!

giggles I thought that was rather funny... and I needed a laugh today ^_^

a laugh?
Ill give you one:
The missionaries.
go ahead, tell me thats not funny and Ill call you a liar. Its either that or you have no taste in funny.

Ah, the Chaser are excellent! They'll say anything to anyone. Go to http://www.abc.net.au/tv/chaser/war/video/default.htm and check out (while it's up) "Clinton Intern".

Dont be scared, we are just from Al Queda....I thought it very funny. I see the mormons here all the time going door to door trying to convert people, I loved it being the mormon tactics, and the subject it was.very few videos actualy make me laugh out loud, this one was one of those that did.i dunno who the hell the two guys are or the show that its stolen from (The Chasers ??) but the clip is god damned great.

There's a group of them. They originally ran a satirical paper called The Chaser, and moved to TV. The official website for the current TV series (The Chaser's War on Everything) is at http://abc.net.au/tv/chaser/war/

We are not allowed to have shows like that in America ( I did bookmark the link though and I shall be downloading the shows to watch)The closest we can get is the daily show and its carried on cable, it would never be allowed on network tv like ABC (its the same abc we have here? cant be can it? American Broadcasting Channel ??)but then tits are nto allowed on tv here either, only if you pay for movie channels and even they dont show them till after about 11 o'clock mountian time.Thanks for the link, ill be catching up on the chasers as time allows

It's the Australian Broadcasting Corporation, no relation to the US ABC at all. It is funded publicly through general taxation revenue, and was originally modelled on the British BBC.

ahhh, America. land of the free.I think I just light the cuban I bought at the gas station next door and watch an uncensored episode of the Sopranos on REGULAR tv.

Sadly, I couldn't get it to come up on my computer... damn crummy dial up!!

Quote:modelled on the British BBC.Ya mean the British British Broadcasting Corporation?

I realised the tautology later, but I thought no-one would bother pointing it out.

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