I know it sounds bogus and all, but just as a safety net to girls who are curious and think a broomstick will be a good substitute for a dildo...So this girl was home alone, right? She decided to masturbate with a broom on top of the dryer... she heard the garage opening and jumped to hurriedly put things away... the broomstick skewered her and she died.Don't believe me? Look it up on Youtube and you probably will find a video clip from one of my local news stations that broadcasted it this weekend.And for all of those who still think brooms, mops, and stuff like that can substitute, don't jump.
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Death by Masturbation (true story)
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Ironically that story went around my area atleast four years ago.EDIT: I remember seeing it on snopes a few years ago too. Looks like it's been going around for over 9 years. http://snopes.com/college/risque/broom.asp
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LOL No this girl's funeral really is tomorrow. But still pretty crazy to have a story about it circulating for 9 years!
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Ah, I couldn't find any news about it. That's pretty crazy though! Ouch!
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I'm looking it up on local news stations to find which broadcasted it. We recently the one that we use, so I don't know which it was on! LOL! Stupid ABC with their disagreement with Dish Network...
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It's quite common for the 'reputable' news media to get sucked into internet hoaxes and myths. They shouldn't, because reputable media should check their stories - the fact that they do, shows how often they don't check them.
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what a waste of a potentially kinky wife
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ohhhhhhh that is nasty...and a broomstick? didn't she worry about splinters lol
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Damn man! Are they just now getting around to burying her. I heard about the chick when I was in high school, lo, these many years ago.More than likely urban legend or the urban legend was a long ago prophetic vision. Stranger shit has happened.Maybe the girls should be careful or perhaps the school nurse really did have a girl with "maggot" problems or the "rotten carrot" or the "taco meat" thing really happened, perhaps they're all about to happen now. There's a shit load of legends that get passed along when it comes to young guys and slit pie.Let see what other disgusting legends can I remember...
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LOL okay, it may be total bull. I couldn't find the story on any of the websites. But then again, why would you put that on the internet OR broadcast it. Who would want their daughter to be defaced after dying like that...
