hey everyone, i'm in a relationship, and currently me and my girlfriend haven't had a whole lot of sex lately, so i looked at some pornography, and my girlfriend found it, and is furious with me, any suggestions?
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Tell her the truth, that you were aware that you hadn't been having sex lately and instead of mentioning it and making a big deal about it (like so many other people would) you decided to have a wank.
If she asks why you couldn't just wank thinking of her, well I have a good lie to get you out of that but if you have a good reason for that then you could tell her that.
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hmm the lie might come in handy, what would you say?
Don't lie dude, that'll just get you in deeper. Tell her the truth, she'll understand and if she doesn't, she might not be worth your time.
i know but she is very jealous, and i mean insanely jealous, and if i tell her the truth she will be furious i wasn't "thinking of her"
She might not be the right girl then, if she honestly things that you won't ever look at porn that's ridiculous.
Tell her that lots of people look at porn, even when they are in relationships. Or you can say you were thinking of her but you don't have good mental imagery. Or that you had those before you got into the relationship. Unless it was something online, then delete your history or do private browsing whenever you use the web for that purpose.
This reminds me, I need to figure out how to lock folders.
I found some NEW pornos under my boyfriends bed like a month ago.. and WAS NOT IMPRESSED!! I wanted to freak out at first.. but then I just made fun of him.. because it wasnt the typical porno mag.. it was like a bunch of bigger woman with HUGE tits.. and i was like "WTF!?" I was more glad that it wasnt a bunch of skimpy bimbos.
Then I found a file of porn on his computer.. so whenever he's on his computer I always make fun of him and say "oooh lookin at ur porn again?"
Im not pleased.. and id prefer him not to look at it.. but its not like im overly mad. My brother has T&A wallpapered to his walls.. Josh doesnt have any naked women on his walls.. hes normal..
so are you.
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hmm...yes, thats why the "Clear history" button is so conveniently located...ANYWAY, guys are visual creatures, we like visual stimulation while we wank, its just how we are, but yea, just tell her that you guys havent been having sex recently and u just had to do it, its a perfectly normal thing to do, and it doesnt mean you dont think of her, i mean, when i do it, i actualy do think about my girlfriend, even when i am looking at porn. But if she insists on making a big deal out of this, maybe she's not right for you