I enjoy playing with my ass while in the shower, i put things in it like small app. 1 1/2 in. bottles and i want to go bigger and i tried it once and it hurt like hellll, ive got lube, and i wanna put bigger things in, any suggestions on how to "move up", and also, i cant buy toys or anything like that
Is there a "good" way
You should be very careful about things like small bottles - it's very easy for them to go in completely and then you can't get them back out.
You reminded me of part of this book "Haunted"Originally Posted By: Chuck PalahniukA friend of mine when he was thirteen years old he heard about pegging. This is when a guy gets banged up the butt with a dildo. Stimulate the prostate gland hard enough, and the rumor is you can have an explosive hands-free orgasms. At that age, this friend's a little sex maniac. He's always looking for a better way to get his rocks off. He goes out to buy a carrot and some petrol jelly. To conduct a little private research. Then he pictures how it's going to look at the super market check stand, the lonely carrot and petrol jelly roiling down the conveyor belt toward the grocery-store cashier. All the shoppers waiting in line, watching. Everyone seeing the big evening he has planned. S
So he gets some milk and eggs and sugar and a carrot.
At home he whittles the carrot into a blunt tool. Slathers it with grease and grinds his ass down on it. Then - nothing. No orgasm. Nothing happens except pain.
Then this kid, his mom yells it's supper time. She says to come down, right now.
He works the carrot out and stashes the slippery filthy thing in the dirty clothes under his bead.
After dinner he goes to find the carrot, and it's gone. All his dirty clothes, while he ate dinner, his mom grabbed them all to do laundry. No way could she not find the carrot, carefully shaped with a paring knife from her kitchen, still shiny with the lube and stinky.
This friend of mine, he wants months under a black cloud, waiting for his folks to confront him. And they never do. Ever. Even now he's grown up, that invisible carrot hangs over every Christmas dinner, every birthday party. Every Easter egg hunt with his kids, his parents' grandkids, that ghost carrot is hovering over all of them.
That something is too awful to name.
Pinatas promote violence against flamboyant animals.