Is cum supposed to be yellow-ish? Because I watched a guy jack off yesterday and it came out yellow... I thought it was supposed to be white!? XD Just curious lol.
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Question...
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It can be yellow(ish). As long as it isn't taxi cab or smiley yellow it's not unusual.
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So is Elmer's wood glue yellow ok?
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will hold two sheets of plywood together?if it does, then I think you been faked.sometimes when you just cant bust a nit, you want it over because tis not gonna do any good and shes just not gonna make you splooge, you fake her. do her like a dog, from behind, then pull out and hock a mouth of spit on her ass, she thinks you came, your finished and bored, no harm done.I think though this guy didnt know about the spit and saw a bottle of glue, sploshed it on ya and called it good.Of course sometimes you faker her with teh spit so she will turn around and then yuo can blast the real nut in her face by hand.theres more than one reason to fake it.
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That's...wow...
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lololol
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That is the facts, ideas, and reality thats in my head.I think the only one that may feel at home in my head is Mr U, hes a sick bastard himself. Scotty may do well residing there too. But tell me Java, what did ya think of my fuck a nun comment? I think thats a thousand times better info than the fake male orgasm.
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The fuck a nun was clever :D, the one above was just funny, I could imagine some guy like checking his watching thinking "god I wish this bitch would be done" and grabbing a spare like, elmors glue from the nightstand to hurry things along.
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Originally Posted By: Grvtykllrwill hold two sheets of plywood together?if it does, then I think you been faked.sometimes when you just cant bust a nit, you want it over because tis not gonna do any good and shes just not gonna make you splooge, you fake her. do her like a dog, from behind, then pull out and hock a mouth of spit on her ass, she thinks you came, your finished and bored, no harm done.I think though this guy didnt know about the spit and saw a bottle of glue, sploshed it on ya and called it good.Of course sometimes you faker her with teh spit so she will turn around and then yuo can blast the real nut in her face by hand.theres more than one reason to fake it. yes the good fake outalthough the switcheroo is also a good one. do her from behind then have ur friend get in and u run out to the window in front ofher and wave
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I dont have any elmers in my nightstand, I have various lubes and massage oils, a few extra rounds for the .357, some tums, some loose change, nail clippers, a bottle of pain killers (nothing good, just some naproxen), a few reciepts that I end up using for bookmarks when there is nothing around to mark a page reading in bed, and a lighter. No Glue though.I can not think of a single time in my life I needed wood glue in the bedroom to have it handy during an sexcursion.Maybe they were doinking out in the shed during the day hiding from the kids to play wet the willy ?We shall have to wait for Pepsi to return and fill us in on the story.
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Actually I've got some Elmer's on my nightstand that I used to glue the drawer back together last weekend. Better leave it there for the next time "ya know, it's enough already and I just want to get some sleep."Chance our nightstands are frighteningly similar. In addition to the Elmer's I have some lube, massage oil, a remote control vibrator and a vibrating egg, some cotton rope, Mr. 10mm, Mr. 38-40, and a nice little Nazi 32, a couple of hunting knives, some Pepto Bismol pills, a shit load of change, nail clippers, my head pills (nothing good just some shit so I don't go off on everybody I meet), some old ass deposit slips, about 150 lbs. of various books on any given subject and a lighter and three or four books of matches.Now what the hell was this thread about fucking nuns or something like that?
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LMAO! Hiding from the kids is a real thing ya know!
I was just comparing colors. No elmers EVER involved. His wood glue glues my butt just fine if I can't get somewhere to clean up fast enough!
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Lol damn this board took OFF while I was gone! No I seriously saw him come, and it was wierd... I think he's diseased! O_O Jk.