A bowl of Lifesavers
The teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first graders,
using a bowl of Lifesavers. The children began to say -
Finally the teacher gave them all honey Lifesavers.
After eating them - none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may
sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her Lifesaver out and yelled:
"Oh My God !!!! They're assholes!"