Ok Ok, I know 2 posts in under 5 minutes. Anyways, yes I still sleepover my friends' houses. And as guys all know 99% of the time you wake up with a hard-on. Well, it always seems to happen, that when I wake up, my friend is nagging me to get up and go eat breakfast. Yes Sure I'm Hungry! Problem is, it's kinda obvious to everyone, once I stand up that I do infact have a boner. No hiding that when all your wearin is a tight t-shirt and boxers. To cut to the chase, is there anyway to get rid of morning wood quickly. Please don't suggest flicking your balls like in 40 Year Old Virgin!
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Morning wood?
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ughhh.... put it between ur legs lol idk walk around with it carefully think of something gross u cant really get rid of them that quick
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I had a buddy back in the day who was modest enough, but didn't have a bit of a problem with other blokes seeing him with a hard-on. I mean, if he was in a situation where other guys were gonna see him in his underwear, he didn't care if he had a hard-on or not. We were roommates for several years. On more than one occasion he would strip down naked for a shower in the morning or what-not and have a hard-on. Thing is, neither I or any one else cared. It wasn't offensive. And I remember thinking I wish I cared that little about being seen that way.Anyway...point is...your buds probably won't really care. They might make a funny crack, but they won't be offended or anything.
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Um, I don't know what to suggest :T
I guess quickly rush to the bathroom because the bathroom IS used every morning, so you could wait in the bathroom for it to wear off, IF your friend isn't in the same room as you and he has already gotten up and gone to the breakfast table, and if the bathroom is nearby.
Or you could just nag at him back saying you need a few more minutes because you're really tired and wear off in the meantime ^^;
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Hi thereI am sure this is a problem for heaps of guys when they stay over with their mates. But as all or most guys get a hardon in the mornings I am sure they will understand. As previous posters have said somtimes the best way to deal with this is to act as if nothing at all is wrong.I am sure your mate wakes up with them as well so nothing that he has not experienced himself. I guess you never see your mate get out of bed as you sleep in longer!!Just act as normal as you can I guess and maybe adjust it slightly before you get out of bed, but if you have boxers on it will soon bouce back as such. May if you are confortable you could just joke to your mate that you need a minute as you have a woody. As a guy he will understand.Just all part of being a man and nothing really any of us can do about it.
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take your attention away from it..concentrate on somthing very complex.. like look at some random object and think hard about how it could have been made and random complex things like that.. this is a method i use and it usually gets rid of it after about 20 or 30 seconds if done right
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Margaret thatcher naked on a cold day
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Tuck it up under the waist band of your boxer shorts, let your shirt hang over it, and excuse yourself to goto the toilet. Don't come out till its gone.
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I was living in the dormitory when I was in university.My roommate was in the same major as me, so we always went to classes together.When he woke up earlier than I did, I would just stay in bed when he went to brush his teeth. I waited until my morning wood got back to normal and I got off my bed and went to brush my teeth.When I woke up first, I would just quickly went to get the toothpaste and toothbrush and headed for the washroom.There was nothing embarassment at all!Even if he sees your morning wood, I bet he says nothing. Coz he has that too! Nothing to worry about, mate.