An Out-of-Breath 7 year-old girl ran up to her Grandfather, who was tinkering in his workshop, and confronted him with the universally dreaded (by adults) question....... "What is sex...?" He was surprised she'd ask such a question at her young age.... but thoughti - "if she's old enough to ask, she's old enough to get a straight answer." He wouldn't shirk his responsibility. Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to describe for her all the variations of human sexuality that he could conjure.... careful to impress upon her the joys and responsibilities of intercourse and procreation. When finally Grandpa was done explaining, the little girl stood frozen, as though nailed to the spot, and looked at him with her mouth wide open and eyes wide in amazement. Seeing she was overwhelmed, he asked what had caused her curiosity about sex. His Granddaughter shook off her bewilderment, and replied...."Grandma says dinner will be ready in a couple of secs."
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What is sex? + Paris Hilton Googled
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LOL!! Very cute Amy hehe
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**snickers**
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lol, That's funny.
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He may as well tell her Santa aint real either
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nice one. :smile:
I think grandpa has some explaining to do to her parents, lol. :open_mouth:
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Explodes laughing I think I should maybe have made a new thread for this but didn't want to curse the forum with my crazy jokes and things... Clicky! Paris Hilton Googled
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Nice xD
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I'm beginning to think I have a warped sense of humour lol