Never a dull moment with me...

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I have to admit that there never really is a dull moment in my life. I had the strangest thing happen today, and how I get into these situations astonishes me every time. I work the morning shift on Wednesdays and Saturdays (been doing so for the last 6 – 9 months) and there is this man who is in his early 50s who drives a mail delivery truck and he has just become enamored with me for some reason. I guess he thinks because I’m nice to him it means I’m just the most wonderful person in the world (gah, I’m paid to be nice, why don’t these people realize that?!), and he goes out of his way to chat me up every chance he gets. It really doesn’t bother me; I have older men try and chat me up all the time and I normally brush it off, no harm no foul. Well he asked me to marry him today he lol I nearly fell out of my chair! I was sitting behind the register and he walked in and… gah, this is how the conversation went…Him: How old are you? I was off in la la land, I thought he was talking to my bossHim: clears throat I look up at him and he has leaned across the counter and his face is right in mine How old are you?Me: I’m 21… why?Him: Well I got to thinking about you last nightMe: Oh yeah?Him: Yeah, and I’ve finally come to the conclusion that we need to get marriedMe: laughs You think so?Him: Oh yeah, I mean, you’re beautiful, wonderful, smart, and you’ve got a great spirit. Plus, by the time you hit menopause, I’ll already be dead. Whadda ya say?Me: laughs even harder That’s definitely an interesting offer….Him: Well think about it Then he leaves. What in the hell?! There has got to be a freak repellent out there somewhere that I can buy!I think I have sign on my body somewhere that says "Any dysfunctional, defective slob that you can somehow cattle prod onto a wagon, send them on over, I want them." (yeah, I swipped that from Jerry Seinfield and it fits me really well lol)sigh Anyways, I just felt like ranting... lol

That actually sounds kinda creepy. I believe a restraining order might be in order if he does anything more serious.

Was he just fuckin' around or was he serious? Either way I agree with Searching, that's a little creepy. What is it with you and these old guys. LoL

I'm really not sure... I was kind of creeped out myself (he even came in later on in the morning and tried talking to me again, but thankfully the store was packed so I didn't have to do more than ring up his purchase and send him on his way).I'm a freaky old man magnet, what can I say? We all need a hobby lol

You reminded me of another Seinfeld...George (about the waitress): She, nice isn't she. Do you think she likes me?Jerry: Well they do work on tips.Men are such easy targets, any women that doesn't treat 'em like shit they think is in love with 'em.Like the other day I was buying some CDs and the cashier was chatting me up and gave me her in employee discount... Yeah she was hot for me. LoL

Aha,
I really hope I never grow to be like that.
I'm pretty sure the only men who can rob the cradle are ones that have money...but you never know, maybe mail mans are all the rage this year.

I don't think a restraining order is in place,
maybe...he thinks of you as a daughter...and was born in the south.

lol that's sweet and creepy at the same time. I actually had a guy ask me to marry him before. And I was like um... what? And he said it again. I told him I'm only 16 and he goes "so, in the middle east the girls get married as young as 14." I was like "well we're not in the middle east now are we?" lol. He wasn't that much older, he was actually a friend but he was dead serious because he got depressed when I said no

@Felix – Ewww! lolI don’t know what the deal it... it drives me crazy somedays! If it’s not married men, then it’s pervy old guys. Gotta love it!

gotta watch out for creepy old single guys!

Oh yeah, I have a guy I’ve known since I was a little girl who has become smitten with me because I’m nice to him when the other ladies in the store aren’t. He wonders around the store until I’m finished with other customers just so I can check him out or cook his something to eat.... he wont allow anyone else to do it because I’m the ‘best there is' and he just loves looking at my pretty smile. rolls eyes Some men are just so strange lol

Not all ‘old’ guys are bad

but still possibly creepy never a dull moment... aint that something we share lol

Originally Posted By: OldFolksLike the other day I was buying some CDs and the cashier was chatting me up and gave me her in employee discount... Yeah she was hot for me. LoL can ya blame her i can't ya sexy manthing lol And Sis, yeah thats SOOOO creepy, but he did have the beautiful, smart comments spot on

lol, Maybe it's just me, but I think it's kind of cute. It seems like this is his way of flirting....he's just not very good at it. Oh, and I agree with Angel...he had the beautiful and smart comments right.

Yeah, I know all you women who talk to me just want me take you, pin you down, and have my way with you. I am a sexy beast. Please note all the sarcasmThis reminds me of that old cartoon where the attractive woman standing in front of the mirror sees her reflection as this old, fat, haggard, matron type and then the fat, frumpy, balding man looks in the same mirror and sees himself as a buff young Adonis.I'm proably not making any sense again. I'm so fucking tired and I've got 36 more hours to go before I can sleep.....

I feel like I'm getting old real quick. So does that mean I can come chat up you lovely ladies now.

Quote:Yeah, I know all you women who talk to me just want me take you, pin you down, and have my way with you. I am a sexy beast. OMG, how did you know?

Well nobody know better than me what sexy beast I am hun. LoLcoughbullshitcough

*hug* sorry cutie I didn't get your text message until late last night.. well didn't see it until than anyways lol.

But yeah that's seriously creepy!! Do I need to come down there and tell him I'm your Baby's Daddy and he needs to leave ya alone before I throw glitter in his eyes????? I'll do it!! :laughing: lol

Wait wait, I think the important question to ask here is... is he rich? Cause if so, then you may wish to reconsider his proposal.