LONDON (Reuters) - A British man who accidentally shot himself in the testicles after drinking 15 pints of beer was jailed for five years on Tuesday for possessing an illegal firearm, a court spokesman said.David Walker, 28, was arguing with a friend at a pub in South Yorkshire, northern England, when he went home to get his sawed-off shotgun, which he jammed into his trousers.But as he walked back to the pub, the gun went off, blasting pellets into his testicles. Doctors later removed what remained of his testicles during emergency surgery.Walker admitted possessing a prohibited weapon at a hearing in June at the court in Sheffield.I don't know what's more shocking... the fifteen pints... or the shotgun in the pants.
Man Shoots Off His Own Testicles
I've done 14 in one night before - it's no big deal.But I am pretty big, so can put it away easier.
I just think the fact that the dude just lost his marbles(more meanings than one ) is sad enough! I would rather die than loose my balls, seriously, there are only a few things a guy can live without, and balls aren't one of those few things!
This time...I won't be just a memory....
Now's the time to fight for your Planet, Cloud!
God gets you proud before he kicks you in the ass.
Well, at least we don't have to worry about another moron reproducing.
all to true
Lonely days go by in seconds, lonely weeks go by in years.
That guy would get a mention in the Darwin awards... LOL!I heard once about a guy who pissed off his girlfriend, and she bit off one of his nuts. Now, that's pretty bad, but imagine... it's better than getting HALF of one bitten off shudder