Originally Posted By: sdp would you wanna have sex with an alligator in the tent?I wouldn't want to have sex with an alligator anywhere. HAHAHA!! That had me coughing up my tea!
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when he siad sex with an alligator I had a nasty image of an dried up old lady laying naked with her legs spread yelling "Super Pussy!" and an old man say "uhh Ill have the soup."
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Its already burned into my brain, I had the mental image years ago when Id heard the joke the first time, just the aligator comment brought it back to full focus. mental images are worse than pictures, I close my eyes and still see the mental ones, that shits in there for life same as a video Julie found last ngiht.it had a yellow koolaid looking guy and it was titled lemon party, I only saw a few seconds of it but it was more than enough, do not EVER research Lemon Party. and I wish I had been warned before I didnt stop her from clicking the fucking video link, what the fuck does that have to do with lemons anyways???
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I like when guys pull my hair a little bit.I've also gave my boyfriend a handjob in broad daylight. We almost got caught when a woman walked by with her dog
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If the alligator were insistent enough you might have no choice.
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He went to an ER for a broken nose?fuckkkkkIv had 3 broken noses and never hit an ER, ste em bakc in place best as you can and tape em down, that sall they are going to do anyways.If I had a buddy who went to the ER for a broken nose Id ride his ass for the next 30 years about being a pussy.
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after sex at my exs house i was walking to get a glass of water (naked) and there was a painter painting her hallway right out side her door he gave me the thumbs up and went back to painting.iv only had sex once outside and that was in a large park and a bunch of people getting stoned started watching us.
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Some ppl's pain threshold is higher or lower then others. The fact that he went to ER for a broken nose does not make him any less of a man than you, me or anyelse here.
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star are you a man or a woman? i mean i thought you were a dude then you changed your picture to some asian chick. but going to the er for a broken nose is pretty pussiesh i mean he is still a man but in the words of california's great govenator he is a girly man.
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That before was of me and second is of my gf jessica
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He broken his nose he needed treatment he goes to ER too get it nothin pussy about simple as that. Like i said others pain threshold is greater than other, something that u find painful could mean nothin too someone else...does that make u a pussy no.
Case closed.
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Well for me the oddest thing I've done to and want to do again to my fiancee, is lick her anally. She say's it's gross but I love it. Plus the sounds she makes during, oh man that is awesome!
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oh man... i remeber when i over heard my brother talkign to his friend about tossing salad with a girl... oh man i so wish i had never asked wut tossed salad was. but then tossed salad does sound better than licking the ass. ( lol i know a joke is comming from u pete)
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Originally Posted By: CR125but then tossed salad does sound better than licking the ass. Lmao!! Originally Posted By: JEDI-ALCHEMISTWell for me the oddest thing I've done to and want to do again to my fiancee, is lick her anally. She say's it's gross but I love it.
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Quote:but then tossed salad does sound better than licking the ass.But it tastes the same.
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"oh man... i remeber when i over heard my brother talkign to his friend about tossing salad with a girl... oh man i so wish i had never asked wut tossed salad was."Hey, don't go knockin' a rim job. It feels pretty awesome.
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Originally Posted By: OldFolksHey, don't go knockin' a rim job. It feels pretty awesome. DAMN SKIPPY!
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That's not a good visual image, there Eddie... a rim job with Skippy. LoL :tired_face: :grin:
At least stay away from the chunky okay. hehe
I suddenly don't know how to feel about the peanut butter and jelly I planned to have for lunch... turned on or disgusted. :grin: ...maybe I'll just go out for lunch.
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LOL!!!
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I never said it didnt hurt, it hurts like a mother fucker. I simply cant stand the thoughts of paying someone to do somethign I can do myself for free. where it hurts the most is my wallet. Iv set my own bones many times, never an arm or leg because that shits gotta be lined up right to work right but fingers toes, a nose, tape broken ribs and forget em cos there isnt shit to be done about em anyways. my own stitches till I found the wonder that is super glue, befor I did stitches Iv heated a knife up good and hto in a fire and burned big cuts closed. I refuse to use an ER for anything thats not life threatening, and even then if I can competantly do it myself Id prolly take a stab at it first.lastly anyone with a lesser threshold for pain than I have I automatically refer to as a pussy. I dont know anyone that would goto an ER for minor breaks and stitches. I do hower run with a pretty tough crowd.
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But everything u just said was just plain silly what if something went wrong. Also automatically calling ppl a pussy for a lower pain threshold is just plain nasty and unfair, i broke my arm when i was like 13 i had too go to hospital you gonna sit there call me that.
