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OK. yeah, so I have what we in the biz like to call "phimosis." I shouldn't have to go any further then that as I'm sure you all know what is it. Anyways, I've always been really shy because of this. I've tried stretching before and while I made a slight progress it just wasn't quick enough for me to stick with the program. I've read many posts of people getting that stuff cut off, but GOD that scares the CRAP out of me and I'd much rather have it anyways. The question on my mind is - is there a way for me to be a lazy bastard but still be able to retract my foreskin? I'm going to have to have something done by a urologist for sure since my frenulum (sp?)is super short (from what I gathered during those months I spent stretching). Also, I'm not sure if anyone else here had phimosis and tried to have sex, but I'll tell you how it went for me. For some reason I couldn't feel anything but the warmth coming from her vagina. I couldn't really get any pleasure trying to penetrate her. She decided to try getting on top of me and when ever she'd start letting down it would feel like a ton of pressure was pushing into me and it didn't feel good. Mabye she was giving me nature's circumcision or something, I don't know . but I didn't like it.ugh. I wish my parents would've just gotten my circumcised at birth like all my friends. I could've gotten so much booty, but instead I'm forced to sit here with a gimp wiener

Quote:is there a way for me to be a lazy bastard but still be able to retract my foreskin?I don't think so. Stretching isn't hard work but it requires you to do it.

Either get with the program or don't complain. Your only other option is circumcision.

Originally Posted By: sdpEither get with the program or don't complain. Your only other option is circumcision. screw that, man. What is that cream called that is suppose to make the skin stretch easier?

You need ot do something to resolve this. I didnt' have phimosis so I don't know about stretching but I know it can drive you insane when your penis doesn't work. I had a really hard time dealing with that over the last three months and now I have to wait til my circumcision heals before I can resume having sex. My gf and I had quite a time the night before my surgery but that already seems a long time away. I'm starting to get hard thinking about it and that's pulling at the stitches so I better stop.Good luck.

I read your story about the whole ordeal and I am scared of going through with that. For one thing I don't have insurance, and I'm far from ever being labeled "wealth."

I think stretching is really my only option, but I'm almost positive that little part of skin on the bottom (frenulum) is going to keep me from going all the way down. Someone (anyone?) know weather or not I'll be able to stretch all the way, or atleast enough so that a penis surgeon can cut that sucker off?

Also, is it possible for them to gas you so that you don't have to even be awake when they START the procedure? if so I'll freaking sell a kidney or something and see whats up.

it also leads to frequent wack off sessions, and whos too lazy to do that?

There are various types of steriod creme. Betamethasone is one of them.

It is indeed possible to just have the frenulum cut -- even just so that it gets stitched back in a less tight configuration, or you can get rid of it completely.But indeed, if you had spent all this time working on it even just a little, you'd be much closer to a working penis by now.Lol, if I knew you outside of these boards I'd probably nag you enough that you do some exercises XD