Unconscious vomitting

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Know when I like to goto mcdonalds?when Im driving and get a bit sick and need a shitter, I think hmm this is gonan be BADDDD who deserves to deal with this? then I either goto mcdonalds to shit or to walmart because patrons of both places deserve the nastiness that lives in my anus and pokes it turtle head out once in a while to draw breath and reek the air with rusted nails.EDIT:forgot to mention scotty, both places have drive up windows you can smaple thier shit wares from your car, you do nto need to walk in.

The only thing more beautiful than the poetry of your words is the poetry of your actions. :wink:

Starbuck's has drive up windows?????? Where the hell have I been?

well I know of atleast 3 starbucks within an hour from me and all aside from the one at the university hospital have a drive in window. better yet Joanns thats not 5 minutes from me and happens to be at a major intersection on main street in this shit hole town has a drive up window, the come to my car take my order and then when I get to the window its ready and hot and I pay and drive away, if the line is long, they will run my coffee to the car and make change and take the order while Im in line instead of making it up to the window! and they are really so much better than starbucks, and a local business as well.

I find it humorous, if not appropriate, that in thread titled unconscious vomiting we're talking about McDonald's and Starbuck's.

I didnt read the beginning of the thread! I saw mcdonalds and jsut assumed the thread was about them based on its title.

Well, it would be a logical assumption.

It just goes to show, even their own PR people are trying to warn us.

oh fuck oh dear..."...Anyone who has an emotional bond with McDonald's, or anyone who can relate anything they love about life to a company that sells deep fried processed chicken meat should be stabbed in the face. The only bond this campaign is rekindling is that of my ass to the toilet. I'd rather have my skin sand blasted off than eat another pig rectum sandwich from McDonald's..."A lovely article Helms, im so glad you shared it with me.

lmao. I should thanks Helms, too. I just learned a new word But uh, though McDonald's is unhealthy and claimed to be sick, it does go to show that if all the rumors ARE true, not all things that sound disgusting taste disgusting

How come I goto rown burgers, a greek place and its all mexicans working there?> or in eat chinese food and its all mexicans working there?That pretty much explains why most McDonald's suck in America. Mexicans will work for cheap, which places like McDonald's loves.

It doesn't matter who works at McDonalds... the food will be the same.

I take it you've never been to a McDonald's before, otherwise youwouldn't be saying that.

Even food in decent restaurants is pretty much all made off site at a factory, chilled the sent out for rethermalization. I've designed a few of those places. The problem is you get out of it what you put into it. If you want a 0.99$ egg muffin thingy your not gonna get quality eggs from free range chickens. And everybody else, except chef's who give a shit and have their reputation on the line, are just gonna go with the lowest cost product so mass produced factory eggs it is. They know the public 'll buy it, people sure as hell aren't going to cook for themselves.

Cumon! never? NEVER?Ill buy that you never ate there as an adult, but neve as in a child?Fuck man right after the divorce I ate that shit so much I thuoght ronald mcdonald was my new fucking step dad.you never once ate at that shithole? EVER?

Originally Posted By: StillSearchingI take it you've never been to a McDonald's before, otherwise youwouldn't be saying that. I used to be a Manager for McDonald's, and trust me no matter who makes it it tastes the same. Unless of course they add condiments in excess etc... but otherwise it's all the same. Every McDonalds get the same produce from the same maker, beef from the same slaughter houses (You get the picture).Unfortunately I ate more than my fair share of McDonalds when I was a manager, you didn’t have time to go elsewhere to eat; hell you were lucky if you got a break (I worked in a tourist town so we were always packed). I sometimes wonder if my stomach issues aren’t some how related to all the nasty food I ate from McDonalds.

Helms ain't the only one.

I've never ate at one of the mother fuckers either.

nah the mc donalds here actually sell burgers (at least on the more expensive ones) that LOOK like a burger should and taste like one too not the skinny ass piece of who knows what, but then again europe is big on its beef and they tell you where which burger you order is from which countries cows.

I used to be a Manager for McDonald's, and trust me no matter who makes it it tastes the sameOk, I kinda misread what sdp was saying. Yeah, the fun will taste the same everywhere.But whether a McDonalds is good or bad depensd on more than just the taste of the food. Like you said, all the food tastes the same everywhere, so that can hardly be a factor to seperate good from bad McDonalds.

Horrible. Its a horrible feeling!! Last weekend I drank WAY too much and I always lay on my side or stomach.