GO AHEAD AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH

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I think theses things are f*n hilarious hahaha.. And yea I’m bored. The Month You Were Born1 - I cuddled with2 - I needed3 - I smoked with4 - i ran shirtless with5 - I ran naked with6 - I beat7 - I ate8 - I killed9 - I shot10 - I robbed11 - I had sex wit12 - I axedPick the day (number) you were born on01 - a taco02 - a dog03 -a hottie04 - A homo05 - a hater06 - A toothbrush07 - Paris Hilton08 - a porn star09 - a glass of milk10 - a horse11 - the trojan man12 - a teletubby13 - my boyfriend14 - a bunny15 - you16 - a pot head17 - a bum18 - a stripper19 - a condom20 - a crack head21 - a homeless guy22 - Barney the dinosaur23 - the cookie monster24 - an Easter egg25 -a bowl of cereal26 - a golf ball27 - a bag of weed28 - a french fry29 - your drug dealer30 - a mop31 - Ur grandmaPick the color of shirt you are wearingWhite - because that hoe stole my tacoBlack - because I'm sexy like thatPink - Because I'm good in bedRed - because I have AMAZING boobsBrown- because Im a juggaloPolka Dots - because I hate my lifePurple - because I'm gayGray - because I love marijuanaOther - because I have double D'sGreen - because I love to snort cocaine.Orange - because I smoke crackTurquoise - because I have a noodle in my noseBlue - because I'm a pimpShirtless - because I've got absMaroon- because I didn't like the way they looked at meGO AHEAD AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH

Mine > i ran shirtless with a bunny because I've got abs.

mine is - - I beat the trojan man because I'm good in bed LMAO Oh yeah!

I ran shirtless with the trojan man because I'm sexy like that.LOL lieswho's the trojan man?

I don't know, but I guess we both hang with him lol

I needed the cookie monster because I'm a pimp.

I robbed a teletubby because im a pimp

I killed a toothbrush because I love marijuana

the trojan man could either be the middleville trojans mascot, or the mascot for trojan condoms, ill let you do the picking

I ate an Easter egg because I have a noodle in my nose

I cuddled with a french fry because I have amazing boobs.

I robbed a horse because I love marijuana!

I must have been sleepwalking...

I cuddled with a hater because I'm a pimp. LMAO! Abi's the best one!

I ran shirtless with...A toothbrush...because i have double D's..well part of that is true LMAO!!!!

wow i havent been on for ages..

I ran shirtless with a hater because i'm sexy like that!

I robbed a crack head because I have AMAZING boobs!And Happy Birthday Pepsi for tomorrow, and Happy Birthday Pink for Friday.

I smoked with a bag of weed because I'm a pimp.haha, a true crackhead statement.

I beat a french fry because that hoe stole my taco

I killed your grandma because I love to snort cocaine... o.o

dang........ some of theses or more scary than funny.