This Girl at Work

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So I would consider myself straight. There is this girl at work and she clearly looks more masculine, the way she dresses, her short hair, and even the way she walks and sits. She looks like a guy with a slightly feminine face. I think she's cute, like boy cute. I like staring at her boxers when her shirt comes up. My mind says girl, but my eyes and groin say boy. It's like she's a illusion. I don't know what to think. What to y'all think?

But she doesn't have boy parts.

Ummmm...no thanks. I already have one of those.

lmao...:DI don't know what to tell you here. Only time will tell? :P

Vagina, I have one and a mouth and anus. Are you trying to convert me? It's not the same, it would feel so cheap.

You're only adding to the anxiety of the situation Mr. Helmsman. But it's different...

When ever alone with her, crop a feel right between her legs. This would help your decision and opinion of her. If she resists, apologize, if she doesn't and it makes your pussy tingle with anticipation, go for it, strap ons and all. She would probably lick you like youve never been licked before.

I think this would be a handy time to point out that our good friend TangledWeb is of the girly species. She got vag, she want vag! Go for vag!

I knew she was a girl. If I was head of security there, I would set up a camera in the storage room just in case.

You guys are ridiculous. Shame.

Double shame.

Shit, ive seen south park before but didnt know that they showed a scene like that.

Quote: When ever alone with her, crop a feel right between her legs.do people (like u) really think that crap works! wtf makes some one think a person wants to be grabbed in the crotch>?...and then latter ur talkign about filming it ...........Secretly.

I don't think, I hope, he wasn't serious.

I'd love to watch the possibly offensive video, but I don't have privacy right now.I get the feeling this whole scenario is some guys' fantasy.

If someone does hanky panky at the office in front of a security camera and someone watches it, is that wrong? Jeez, thats not being a pervert. Sex in a public place is asking to get caught. Does grabbing a crotch work? Yes and no, depending on the situation. You see, that woman at the office is probably a dyke, so as long as she is single, she may be receptive to a little feel. Expand all possibilities.

Quote:that woman at the office is probably a dykeI don't see any reason from what it's in this thread to draw that conclusion. I'm afraid TangledWeb is right, and guys are fantasising instead of giving real-world advice.

No ones doing hanky panky at this office. Straight or lesbian,(I think transgender might fit better) it's safe to assume that no one wants get felt up my someone that don't really know. Inappropriate. I suppose you're the typical guy, instead of conversation or something simple and non threatening; you'd rather walk up and grope a girl.And why don't I get any good advice, what's the deal? I'm being serious.

Well it looks like you do know what I'm asking. Questions five and six fit well and so do a couple others. My chemical reaction to her presence is being crossed with what my brains is telling me. Sorry if I don't make sense. It's hard to explain. She a girl, but she's a guy too. Know what I mean? I'm just trying to figure out where I stand in all this confusion. I'd still consider myself straight, but does that make sense?What do you all think?

Well, I do appreciate that you offered some legitimate advice.

I just like her because she makes a cute boy, I wouldn't actually try to get with her. If she were a girl girl, I wouldn't be attracted to her at all. I don't really see her as a girl. People referred to her as 'she' and 'her' that's how I found out she was a girl when I first started working. She has an Asian (Chinese) name so I had know idea.

Yeah, I don't want to be with a girl, but if she were male I might consider it.