what do you guys use, if at all, to 'cover' your dickie boo when ur jackin and/or about to blow? cuz cleanup is a bit hard for me and eveni if i change boxers after the inevitable, itll still smell a bit, and gold bond deorderizer....NO! lol, so any tips and/or tricks?
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Covers
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A tissue. But I never call it my "dickie boo". If I did it would probably shrivel up in embarrassment.
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Id rather cut my cock off with a rusty pair of garden shears than refer to it as a dickie boo. on the side of the threads topic I prefer to cover it with a vagina, or a mouth, sometimes a pair of boobs. Ever notice when ya bang a girl and ya pull out and spurt goo all over hre stomache it looks like an arial view of a map of the hawiian islands?
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I greatly regret my lack of knowledge of Pacific island geography.
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lol, forgive me...now that i look at it...oh dear..^.^
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I have a cum towel. I just wipe it off with that.My friend uses his socks.
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I heard about someone who came in a plastic bag to see how much he could fill it up to. i don't know how he did or if he did iit but, that's what i heard lol...anyways, as for me, I usually use toilet paper if i in the bathroom doin it although it sometimes sticks to your penis and looks weird and you have to sort of tug it off which sucks. with me, i squirt like 5 times and dont really do much after so i usually just cum on my floor and dont do anything if i jack off in my room. Sounds gross but who really cares? If they didn't know why would their perspective change if they did? lol
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I presume it was one of those little plastic bags that we called "seed bags" (quite appropriate), though they seem now to be most used for drugs. I don't imagine he could fill a shopping bag. I also have found that toilet paper tends to stick. Is your room carpeted? A black light (which makes cum fluoresce) might be interesting.
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When im masturbating I dont have any covers because I cant have anything touch the head of my dick cause it does sumthing that feels weird and it messes up stimulation, but when im done i usually just use my shiet er sumthing, I dont blow a whole lot.
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Hmm...good question, I normally just use whats around, if nothing is around, my mouth, hey, easy clean-up. :blush:
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So, what do you tell people who walk across your sticky floor?
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Or after it drys crunchy floor, not to mention smelly or stained.
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Disgusting.
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what i use to clean up...depends..because my fiance and I work different hours..and I'm in front of computer..i just cum on my belly and chest and wipe it off with a washcloth..a wet one...in the mornings..when I wake up hard...I just masturbate in the shower and cum there and rinse shower off...if Laura is home..then I usually cum in her..or she jacks me and she licks it off me...or we clean it up with tshirt or boxers or whatever shes wearing....but mostly its a wet washcloth since i cum in front of computer alot. and i do clean my floor when it's too much that it lands on there...good thing for tiled flooring eh?
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I usually just use my satin boxers or boxerbriefs or whatever. if im in bed then i'll just cum in my bed.if it's somewhere and im on the go, then my shorts and boxers or boxerbriefs lolif im in the shower, then the shower