Hollywood one-liners

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Let's put a one liner and see if others can guess what movie its from. I don't know what made me think of this, I'm the worst at actor and movie names. And please, no "Say Hello To My Little Friend!" We ALL know that one.Here goes mine..."I used to suck dick for coke. You ever suck dick for some marijuana?"Guess that movie

Half Baked.

"Ya look like Gelfling... SMELL like Gelfling... maybe y'ARE Gelfling!"

The Dark Crystal

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Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken

Fight Club."I'ma get medieval on your ass"

Pulp Fiction Quote:Yeah? Well I sure hope he showed ya how to pull a fire poker outta your ass!

Wha? Cinderella?!? Funny.
I don't know that one, but here goes another \*long\* one:
"I have been called bad before. Many have said I do things that are not correct to do. I don't believe in talk such as this. I am nice man, with happy feelings. All of the time. First, a joke. What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee chord? My ass. Nyah, haha, haha, haha, ENOUGH."

Kung Pow: enter the fist"Who are you? Do you think you can change the World? Does making a man a knight make him a better fighter?" "yes"

Rush Hour 3"I'ma beat the puberty out of you!"Um. Your line sounds like the one some stranger said in one of Dane Cook's short comedy videos for myspace, "I used to suck dick for friends. You ever suck dick for friends? Close your eyes - I'll put you on my Top 8."

[quote=rvbapocalypse"Who are you? Do you think you can change the World? Does making a man a knight make him a better fighter?" "yes" [/quote]Kingdom of Heaven.How 'bout:"We ain't from the bank, young feller."

Originally Posted By: rvbapocalypse"Who are you? Do you think you can change the World? Does making a man a knight make him a better fighter?" "yes" Kingdom of Heaven.How 'bout:"We ain't from the bank, young feller."

actually that line was in half baked, When Dave was in his rehab meeting with drug addicts Bob fucking Sagget uttered those words.
What can I say, I am a Chappell fan, not to mention a stoner movie fan and I like bobsagget, nto that full house bullshit fucking horrid affair he did, but his stand up. Bob Sagget is one of the filthiest comedians alive.

I have no clue what fucking movie that is.but how about:You mean this isn't the first time a crime lord asked you to kill the gay son of a rival gangster to pay off a debt that belongs to a friend whose place you're staying in as a result of losing your job, your apartment, and finding your girlfriend in bed with another guy?