hi all, my step dad told me these jokes last night and i thought they were great, so i thought i would share them with u guys...During world war two, two italian sailors were stationed on a ship in the atlantic ocean, they were standing at the rails when all of a sudden, a German U-Boat broke the surface. one of the sailors says to the other "Is thata U-Boat?", the other man replies "No! thats nota my boat!"WARNING SLIGHTLY OFF COLOR JOKE AHEAD!!: (ps, i have nothing agaisnt gay ppl)One day, a man comes into a bar and says to the bartender "Gimmie ten shots!" so the bartender does and boom, boom, boom, the man chugs them all in a row, "Woa! bad day?!" the bartender says to the man. "Yea" he replies "i just found out my youngest son is gay", "tough break" the bartender says, the man turns and leaves. the next day, the man comes in and orders another ten shots, and just like the day before, he chugs them all in a row like rapid fire. "Woa?! what happend now?" says the bartender. "I just found out my oldest son is gay!" says the man. "tough break" the bartender replies, the man leaves, the next day, he comes in once again and orders ten more shots, the bartender pours them out and once again the man drinks them all, "doesnt anyone in your family eat pussy?!" the Bartender exclaims "Aparently my wife does!" says the man.
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I thought the first was just... not funny. sorry ><But the second one I found hilarious I feel bad for the hypothetical guy, though Must be tough for him >< Maybe he should just come over the gay side
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I guess you have to be a history buff and have a good fake italian accent to get it :P
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Top 5 Reasons Why Trick or Treating is Better than Sex5. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.4. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 3. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months. 2. If you wear your Batman mask, no-one thinks you're kinky.1. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door
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Quote: I guess you have to be a history buff and have a good fake italian accent to get ityea... i ddin;t get the first one. here's one for cat owners...why are cats smarter than dogs?why? because when you call a dog they come to you. When you call a cat they take the message and get back to you latter.
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hehehe, i liked the first one, the cat/dog one i didnt really find funny, but oh well, different strokes for different folks