Visiting Other Lands

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I've been to several countries in my life, more than I care to list, and there's only one that I would want to go back to again and that's Texas.

texas certainly feels like its own country.its the one I despise. I fuckign hate texas, unless it wasa very very large sum of money you couldnt pay me to return to texas.driving down I-70 with an open beer and a bag of weed and some emptys on the floor I looke dup and saw a sign that stated it was the largest corss west of the mississippi river. I knew then I needed to get teh fuck on down that road and out of texas. The bullshit in that cesspool amirillo didnt help much either, The fight in the parkinglot at the cracker barrel didnt endear me to oklahoma either. In fact I pretty much decided I hate the entire midwest. I havea theory that says a group of people started out form the east coast moving west, some lazy bastards broke down in the middle part and some stupid bastards lost a wheel on the wagon and couldnt figure out hwo to fix it and started breeding with teh lazy bastards and thus you have todays population while the smarter people moved further west.How else can you explain that with very few exceptions, the more intelligent people live on the two coasts and stupidity and lazy is strong int eh center and weakens as you move to either side?No shit, I fuckign swear to you, I ran into a walmart in missourri, about an hour south of st louis right behind a steak and shake in a tiny town I cant think of the name of but sits on a state park. there were fucking hick bastards sitting in lawn cahirs in teh walmart for the a/c. not even thier own chairs they brought them from the fucking outdoors department for fuck sakes!while there are a few exceptions I met, I did not meet any exception while I was there!toss in rednecks with rifle racks in thier trucks (and 4 wheel drive? really who teh fuck needs 4 wheel drive in those flat ass places?) holding baseball bats. and no shit I swear to you, I know I have an acceent, its a utah acent same as you have a oklahoma accent or katie has a texas acent. you dont knwo you do cos everyone aroudn you has the same one. but people from elsewhere notice it. 3 count em 3 fucking people in st louis thought I was from fucking australlia. I wanted to shove me thumb up der butthole crickey!

actually thinking back it was i 40? been a while and I was heading to 70 in oklahoma city to go north into st louis..yup yup odds run north and south even freeway numbers go east to west so ti was 40

Originally Posted By: OldFolksI've been to several countries in my life, more than I care to list, and there's only one that I would NOT want to go back to again and that's Texas. That was supposed to be wouldn't want to go back to again. I'm a real Okie. I don't think anything good ever came out of Texas. Cept, Katie and Roc but unfornuatly their still down there so they haven't come out yet.I-70 runs up through the center of Kansas and through Denver. It's up thatta way. points north

whatever, its been a while since i went touring, I could look at a map and tell ya what freeway it was but I dont have the interest.I did howver stop on teh will rogers turn pike and take a shit at that mcdonalds on tha same trip as to coming out of texas you forgot buddy holly, and stevie ray vaughn. they were good things that came from texas. Roc moved to texas so he doenst count as something good coming out as he didnt originate there even if he moves out.Where di roc come from? I know he was once living in Salt Lake city here in utah, but I knwo not where he came from to begin with , aside from his addys balls I mean.

Buddy Holly and Stevie Ray might be the exceptions that prove the rule.As for freeways I can't even tell you what runs through Oklahoma... other than I-35 and I'm not concerned enough to look either.

Not all of Texas is bad... I mean it has me after all so some of it must be good No, really, I'm not full of myself! Honest! I've been thinking about traveling to good ol' Oklahoma... mainly because I want to gamble lol

Can't you just model instead with that natural beauty of yours ?Lol. Sorry for being so randomly complimentary. It's as though whenever I see an opportunity I have to use it.

Aww, that was really sweet Thank you!

Originally Posted By: Katie Lou Aww, that was really sweet Thank you! Well...I used to live in England. But now Im in Texas. I have been to Georgia. Haha, I suck.

I live in Canada; but I travel to the USA fairly frequently (went to Hawaii once..otherwise I've never left North America) I think I should just get on a flight to Europe for shits and giggles, lol.

No problem

I've been to Japan and Canada and some other place when I was younger.I want to go to Europe specifically England, Italy, Ireland, and Scotland. And I want to go to New Zealand and Australia too. Mostly New Zealand. I also want to go to Cuba, Brazil again, Jamaica, and France but only to visit family. I have a cousin in Cuba who was like my other half whom I haven't seen for 8 years and I miss her too much.

Been to the southwest and southeast coast in the US, Hawaii (Oahu and Maui), and Mexico. I absolutely love Maui. If I was to pick any place to go back to Maui would be it. Unfortunately it's still full of really touristy areas, but the atmosphere there is just so serene, so chilled, and pretty much all the people I dealt with were so nice. I wouldn't bother going back to Oahu, I don't remember it being nearly as good.Other than that I've really just stuck to western Canada. I would love to travel more. I'm thinking south east asia, somewhere I can get by cheaply.