Does every male have anal hair?

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Why do you say this? I'm a nice guy. Really.I respect women. I have improved a lot. I don't even switch channels anymore when there's a panty liner commercial on TV. In the past they always made me sick cause to be honest I don't even want to know or think about what's going on down there and what kind of fluids come out there. But now I just try to tolerate these commericals but I don't want to know how women function. I also don't need to know everything. Don't have to design an engine in order to drive a car, ya know?

But it is nice to know the reality when the car breaks down, and isn't letting you drive it anymore. Does it need oil? Is there a big ol ingrown hair there that needs to be fixed (would you rather her go see the neighbor?) Are you stepping on the pedals too hard? Easing out the clutch or just letting it go, and stopping the whole process? I mean, come on. Women shit, fart, smell, and all that, plus we bleed, and deal with dumb asses like you....for like 2 seconds.

This doesn't help me. I don't want to know if women bleed and how much they bleed. This turns me off. I don't want to know anything about their "problems". I just want them to look nice and say something cute and that's it.

The only girl your gonna get!

Oh and as far as bleeding, NEVER sleep with a woman then. There are those times where you wake up and it looks like a cat was murdered in your bed...I would hate for you to get any of that on you.

Not everything is about "turning you on."

Oh man! Why are you doing this? You ruin my whole romantic picture of women. I just want everything to be perfect. No blood,no smell,no farts. Nothing which makes me feel sick. I don't even want them to use my toilet. I just want them to look nice, you know?Is this so hard to understand? Maybe I'm really not ready for a relationship yet.

It is called reality.

If this is reality then I don't want it.I want it to be like in the movies. I don't want any of these trivial,ordinary things. These things disgust me. I don't want tosee how they look without make up and all this stuff which totally ruins the romantic feeling. I want it to be unreal and synthetic.

Okay, but I can still nail chicks, right?

My point exactly!!!

I was thinking about having started in the middle of the night, and you can't even get to the bathroom before it "blows up" I've had to clean the whole bathroom and my bed because of the "kitty murder"!

Yeah, like the one I posted for ya. Nail her, she is the ONLY hairless, non bleeding, never smelly, woman you will find.

Originally Posted By: curious7Okay, but I can still nail chicks, right? LMAO!!! Good one.

lol Helms that is nasty!

Originally Posted By: PepsiChaserYeah, like the one I posted for ya. Nail her, she is the ONLY hairless, non bleeding, never smelly, woman you will find. id be fine with that shee's SOOO smooth but omg? this bitch may squeek when i fuck and idont want that -_-lol i thought it was funny

Not really at d[-_-]b, more just at Pepsi's doll.I find it disturbing that anyone would want to "pour beer into her butt" and "drink it out of her cooch." However, what's even more disturbing is that it will "impress your friends."...maybe I shouldn't read all the descriptions on these things.

Originally Posted By: OldFolksNot really at d[-_-]b, more just at Pepsi's doll.I find it disturbing that anyone would want to "pour beer into her butt" and "drink it out of her cooch." However, what's even more disturbing is that it will "impress your friends."...maybe I shouldn't read all the descriptions on these things. lol yeah dude i read that shit. maybe its just a gag doll not an actual sex doll?

I suspect more sex dolls are bought as a gag gift than for actual sex.

"Luvin' Lamb" must be made for the New Zealand market.

Originally Posted By: Ineligible"Luvin' Lamb" must be made for the New Zealand market. not funny real sheep are way better lol