Last summer at Boy Scout Camp I apparently got some poison ivy oil on my fingers, and then in unzipping my pants and pulling out my dick to take a wizz I must have gotten some on the head and the shaft of my penis. Then during the night, my penis started to ITCH. When I got out of my sleeping bag the next morning I noticed (and so did my tent-mate) that the head of my dick was bright red and swollen to about twice it's normal size! I was freaked!!! (My tent-mate asked me what I had done! Was I fucking a raccoon or something??) I didn't know what to do so I embarassingly had to ask my Scoutmaster! He started to laugh and told me he was pretty sure he knew what it was and not to be surprised if I started to itch on my legs or arms or face by later in the day because, "Son, you got POISON IVY on your dick!"He sent me to First Aid (they laughted too) and they told me to go take a shower wash all around my dick and balls and in my pubes with a lot of soap, and then gave me some cream to rub on it twice a day. (It's a big shower house but luckly there were only about 6 or 7 other boys from other troops showering at the same time. I told them that I got poison ivy on my dick, but they kept laughing and saying things like asking me if had jacked off like 30 times in one day.)I know poison ivy is not a problem this time of year, but someone reminded me about this yesterday and I thought I'd share it here. So guys, BE CAREFUL if you're out in the woods and gotta pee, okay?
My penis swelled up and started to itch!
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Originally Posted By: Virtual_StarHow did you get four? I mean, are you telling us that you are logged on all day and night to see who's on?Yeah, I can't imagine four either probably more like one or, maybe, two these days. Originally Posted By: ScottP14 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
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