Post any stories about masturbation experiences with your female relatives. Such as getting caught, catching her (whoever she may be), maybe mutual masturbation. I personally have had several experiences. Once, my second-cousin (my father's female cousin), walked in on me masturbating when she was visiting our house. She was opening the door, I didn't have any time, I jumped up, grabbed the nearest thing I could find (a box) and covered up. She stared at me for a second, looked down at the box, and said, "Have you ever heard the joke about the skinny dipping guy who uses a bucket to cover up when he's caught by the little girl?" I nodded my head nervously (not fully comprehending). "Well, your box doesn't have a bottom either." She laughed and walked out of the room saying that she would knock from then on out. I shook all day and didn't make eye contact with her for at least a month. We laugh about it now.