Juices

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what is the best thing to do/say after a girl rubs her juices all over your neck during class?right forum?

huh?

in the middle of history class the girl i sat next to randomly rubbed the back of my neck with some kind of moisture and told me that it was "pussy juice" i believed her because i couldn't think of anything else it could be

mmm,saliva?

i figured saliva would feel a bit sticky

My guess is that she was manipulating you to make you feel awkward. The juice was probably saliva, try licking your finger and rubbing your neck it wont be very sticky unless you are parched or something odd.The best thing you can do is take some chunky peanut butter and put a little bit down your crack, then when you get her attention you can put some on her desk if you cant reach any part of her body because if you miss you will have gone too many steps down in the coolness ladder. Also call the peanut butter poop if she asks, but say it calmly like you don't care what her reaction is.

Then you can say, "If you don't want it, I'll have it", and eat it. 000, I'm tempted to say that the best reply would be to rub some of your semen on her neck the next day, but perhaps that might get out of hand. But it does sound to me like she might like you. Either that or she just likes being a tease. Perhaps you could ask her if she wants you to return the favour.