Bake a cake

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Been a while since I've posted anything this strange...Me and a girl have hit it off pretty well, and I jokingly said something about baking some cakes. She actually did, which was a great surprise!Downside is she wants that favor returned...so I'd like to know some ideas for simple cakes to bake for her, I was thinking along the lines of chocolate brownies/fairy cakes. What kind of cakes would some of the women on the board want made for them? Recipe has to be pretty simple since I'm no chef, and I'm enlisting my 7 year old nephew to help :]Fastest way to someone's heart is through the stomach right?Cheers in advance.

I can't help it....The fastest way to a girls heart is through house work. So, I guess baking is part of it.I woke up the other day to a program saying that men who help with the house work, get more sex.....My manthing ripped one (I am sure that is what woke me, but,the timing couldn't have been better)...I mumbled that men who don't stink, get more sex and was up for the day. P.S. Try the Betty Crocker cake mixes...they are easy!!!

Cake mixes don't count. Here's my no-measure recipe:Traditional cakes start with sugar and butter. Warm some of both slightly in the microwave so the butter is soft, then whisk well together to produce a firmish mass. Add a couple of eggs, and keep whisking - it should now be reasonably runny. Add self-raising flour (or flour + baking powder) and whisk more (firm again), then milk (fairly runny again). You can add flavours - add cocoa with the flour for a chocolate cake, or vanilla essence (not much!) with the milk. Pour into a greased cake tin of suitable size and put in an oven. You can microwave it but a conventional oven, moderately hot, is better. It will rise, then stop rising. Check occasionally after that by thrusting a skewer in - if it comes out clean it's done.

I can go one better, but it does need a mix, and a can of 7-up and a fire and a dutch oven really any cake is easy, the only really hard one to make right is a fucking pie, that crust and the right texture is a bitch to get right.The only really important thing to remember in baking a cake is to sue the right size pan, and let it cool before frosting!if you think its cool enough add an hour to wait before you frost it!something simpler (atleast to me) and better than a cake in my mind, is apple crisp.doesnt take any longer, no frosting and you can not fuck it up! * 3 pounds tart apples * 2 tablespoons lemon juice * 1/2 cup light brown sugar, packed * 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon * 1/2 teaspoon ground nutmeg * 1/3 cup all-purpose flour * 1/3 cup granulated sugar * 1/3 cup rolled oats * 4 tablespoons cold butter (1/2 stick) * 1/2 cup chopped walnuts or pecansPREPARATION:Peel, core and chop the apples; toss in a bowl with lemon juice. In a separate bowl, combine the brown sugar, cinnamon, and nutmeg; add to the apples and toss to combine.In another bowl combine flour, sugar and oats.Cut butter into 8 small pieces, and cut butter into flour with a pastry blender or two forks until mixture is crumbly. Stir in the chopped nuts.Butter a 9-inch square baking dish. Spread apple mixture in bottom of baking dish then sprinkle with flour mixture. Bake at 375° for 30 to 45 minutes, or until apples are tender and topping is lightly browned.Serve warm or at room temperature, with vanilla ice cream or a little heavy cream, if desired. Now i stole that one, it was the first one that popped up on google, the one i make is my grandmas that she got from her mom and she got from hers and so on and so forth :p.far as I know its not a secret, but Im too lazy to walk up two sets of stairs to get to my kitchen and get the index of recipes to type it out.

Am I the only fucked up individual that finds Ineligibles recipe to sound a little dirty.... produce a firmish mass... it should now be reasonably runny... (firm again), then milk (fairly runny again)... You can add flavours... moderately hot, is better. It will rise, then stop rising. Check occasionally after that by thrusting a skewer in - if it comes out clean it's done.I think I've got problems. Maybe I need to get laid.

I know I need to get laid! its been a long time! Julies feeling better though and off her meds so its almsot safe to start again! she is however not all better, so we shall see, Im trying to talk her into going back and getting checked, I think she was misdiagnosed with a kidney infection,and its something different as cypro would of cleaned her up and had her feeling normal in a matter of a few days of taking it and shes still not up to living life as a whole as of yet, but better.I really need to get laid, I however have to wait till shes back to 100% Theres no hope for me, Im gonna reread that recipe while I wack off, now that ya pointed it out reading it slowly is pretty erotic in my current state!

Apparently your in worse shape than I am. While I find it dirty and erotic I ain't gonna whack to reading it... yet.I assume your last post to mean your providing the batter for the cake. mmmmmmmm, Jiz Cake

Iv gone for over a month now with no sex, how about you? Im in bad bad shape! I got a hot woman sleeping nude next to me nightly and I cant touch her! its fucking torture I tell ya! Iv wacked it alot, but its jsut not the same!
ever notice how much we hijack threads? We went form baking shit to jerking off and a lack of pussy in so few posts its scary.

"... ever notice how much we hijack threads?"Well bob's been busy gettin' some I guess and hasn't been doin' his job. Somebody's gotta step up.I haven't hit the month mark yet. I think I'm at three weeks but that'll change this weekend. It's not right. The real sad part I can't even remember the last time I cranked it. When you don't have enough time to jack, your really fucked... or really not fucked as the case may be.

Ineligible!Anyway, OP, try http://www.pillsbury.com/ They have a ton of recipes and most of them a super easy. They have some type of heart shaped cakes and brownies there too. That would be a nice surprise for her.

Now damn it! Chance and I went to a lot of trouble completely derailing this thread and here you come and put it right back on track.Are we gonna have to spank you?

I'm sorry. I will assume the position.

Make sure you have on a Catholic school uniform and your punishment will be dispensed.

maybe your punishment should be seeing eddie in a catholic girl uniform!long hairy legs in a skirt... FUck, that wouldnt work, youd just think of him as a fucking Scottish dud and fuck him anyways.

No, no.... no No... nono.No... Eddie can just stay in his scrubs and no problems.

I'm horrified! I write a perfectly ordinary cake recipe with not a thought below the navel, and now I find Chance and Scotty masturbating over it. I'm going to need years of therapy.And Chance, you were the one whose recipe involved tossing in a bowl . . .

a bowl, not a bowel! or a salad!.sorry about the late response but its been busy around here the past 5 days or so and I have had no chance to log on, too mush shit to be done ya know!

LOL....
Thanks for the visual.

Wasn't you Chance, who told me tossing off in a bowl and a bowel are much the same thing as long as you leave the dressing behind.. No pund intended!

I have never, to the best of my knowledge, heard that let alone said it, but it does make sense.either way your just jerking yourself off

I must of be wrong. Didn't mean to imply