I got caught

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i got caught. my dad found lube in my closet

OK. no big deal.

so whats the big deal? did he jsut find the lube, or did he find the lube and go off on a rant? is this an issue? or is it just you dont feel like you should keep it inside type of thing?

well he found it when he was cleaning my room and hes like go empty the trash and i said why so he said well i found it in your room and i dont want mom to see it

Indeed! But I still don't get what the big deal is.

the big deal is that i stole it from him when he and my mom were gone thats the big deal

Originally Posted By: deekthe big deal is that i stole it from him when he and my mom were gone thats the big deal Well, how are we supposed to guess? All you said was "I got caught". You really need to break this lazy ass habit of making your posts short and without punctuation. You have a full keyboard in front of you (assuming you're using a computer), so use it.On a side note, buy your own lube. Didn't you think he'd noticed it was gone?

I dont know about anyone else, but the thought of using something that my parents already used... is a bit ickky lol

Originally Posted By: ashley69I dont know about anyone else, but the thought of using something that my parents already used... is a bit ickky lol Never thought of it that way before, but now that I have.... yeah icky is putting it nicely.

well considering its lube it can be pretty fuckin gross, considering some people just poke the nozzle in the desired hole and squeeze squeeze squeeze but its not SO bad if they just used it like lotion lol

lol, naaaaw i never personally known anyone to do that i just thought it sounded funny

Originally Posted By: Dantek

considering some people just poke the nozzle in the desired hole and squeeze squeeze squeeze but its not SO bad if they just used it like lotion lol
Either way..... EEEWWWWWWWW

I can hear it now, "Give me back that lotion boy. I gotta lube your mama up with it for the weekly dip in the honey pot." The poor OP may never jack again after thinkin' about usin' mommy and daddy's love lotion. Hell that kind of shit may be enough to give ya a serious complex.

Originally Posted By: deeki got caught. my dad found lube in my closet So what you meant to say was..."i got caught. my dad found HIS lube in MY closet"...Uh, that's very different!(There weren't any, like, curly hairs still stuck under the cap when you stole it from your parents' room, were there??)

Originally Posted By: ScottP14(There weren't any, like, curly hairs still stuck under the cap when you stole it from your parents' room, were there??) NICE SCOTT!

no there wasnt and there was like 10 bottles ewe and the nasty thing was that ive also found a dildo there to and i think it was my moms

You could have sucked the dildo instead of your cousins penis!

Ba zing!

Originally Posted By: RadecklAs you grow older, you will find out more & more that your parents are human beings and they like sex, too! WHAT?!

For a little bit there I felt bad for you that your dad wasn't respecting your privacy but Jesus you don't seem to have any respect for your parents privacy.

Stay out of your parents shit.

Don't forget, the "ewww" factor works both ways. I doubt they want to think about you borrowing their lube or getting your grubby paws on their dildo when they're starting to get busy.

Just in case you didn't catch it the first time, STAY OUT OF THEIR SHIT!

i do it was when i was younger and me and a friend figured that my dad had porn and thats what we were looking for